Horndog Extraordinaire Lol

30 || he/they/it just a hornyposting blog lol

[stupidwhinypuppything]

AGE IN BIO/INTRO OR I BLOCK. < 18 I BLOCK. MINORS DNI.

𖠰 wren || 30 𖠰 𖠰 he/they/it 𖠰 𖠰 bisexual, poly, married to @s0ckpuppy 𖠰 𖠰 switch 𖠰

𖠰 i am first and foremost a dog. mutt and puppy will always work when talking about me, though feel free to drop other nicknames if you'd like. 𖠰 kinks (favorites will be purple):

cnc, dom/sub dynamics, forced intox, petplay, medplay, hypnosis, monsterfucking, dumbification, knifeplay, gunplay, knotting, choking, praise and degradation, free use, breeding, somnophilia, training

𖠰 maybes?:

nothing yet, though this may (probably will) change!

𖠰 hard no:

vomit, scat, watersports, incest, heavy gore/snuff*, legitimate noncon

*only visuals; text is alright!

𖠰 everything you see here is fantasy; i do not condone and will never condone anything nonconsensual.

i don't really have a dni. i block freely. curate your own experience online.

tags 👈🐺 :: about me/sometimes nonsexual 🐦✒️ :: original posts/reblogs 🐕🔪 :: dogposting/domposting 🐶💕 :: puppyposting/subposting ✏️📓 :: instruction manual/things that pertain to my kinks 📨📬 :: letters from sock/posts that sock has sent me to torment me ✉️💨 :: notifs to sock/posts that i specifically want sock to see

[tr4nsdegeneratepuppy]

Need to wake up to having my dick sucked until my legs are weak and trembling

[puppydr34mz]

i wanna curl up in someone's lap and fall asleep and wake up with their fingers inside me tbh

[royalpuppp]

Shhh shh I know pup I’m sorry just go back to sleep. Oh… oh fuck you’re so tight tonight…Jesus Christ… I know shh don’t wake up don’t wake up… good morning sweethearttt I’m sorry I know I just couldn’t wait until you woke up you just… fuck you just feel so good

[royalpuppp]

Man I am so sleepy today (guy who wants to be coaxed into going to sleep and then used like a fleshlight)

[rivvvvs]

Being tied up and touched until I’m dripping all over the bedsheets, shaking from the pleasure with no energy to fight back. After what feels like hours of touching and licking and coming over and over again, I think it’s finally over only to feel them sink inside me, making me cry and beg for them to slow down, being so filled and overstimulated I can’t think about anything else but their cock

[amoebasfantasy]

aw, did you smoke too much? feeling all dumb and empty and needy now? do you need some strong hands to steady you? and maybe something to fill you up where you need it most? you’d like that, wouldn’t you?

[stupidwhinypuppything]

The slutweed post from most recently. Why?

Ah! Fair, I lowkey figured out that was what you meant after I answered.

I just. Man. I love weed that gets rid of all your worries and inhibitions and just makes you feel good. Like everything is so much more sensitive to touch and the desperation one gets when they’ve already been touched a few times and crave more. Being so full of want and need and desire that every fingertip dancing along skin feels electric, begging to be brought to orgasm over and over because it just feels so fucking good to cum when you’re high. I don’t know how to explain it but it’s different. Deeper, maybe? Deeper and more intense.

Sock and I have gotten high and fucked like, the last two or three nights. It’s been so good. I lowkey have so much fun making him squirt his brains out (and I know he enjoys the reverse, too).

But yeah. When you’re comfortable enough with someone that you’re willing to allow intox play, it opens up a whole new world.

[stupidwhinypuppything]

Why?

Gotta be a liiiiiittle more specific there

[stupidwhinypuppything]

I FUCKING LOVE SLUTWEED

[stupidwhinypuppything]

i love slutweed man

sock took a couple hits off of another resident’s vape and he just turned into something so violently and desperately horny. asked me to lay with him because his brain sometimes wigs out in regards to weed, and within minutes he was grinding against me

and his pretty little cunt was so wet and needy. At first he said he just wanted to grind and get himself off that way, but the poor thing was so desperate that he needed his boxers and shorts off so i could fuck him

and that turned into about two hours of the horniest, wettest sex we’ve had in recent memory. i don’t know how many times he came but he was squirting like a fountain, and his whines and moans were just so cute

any time we would pause, he’d be still for a few seconds, but then go right back to grinding and whimpering for friction on his fat little cock because he couldn’t stop needing some kind of stimulation

i love slutweed even if i’m not the one smoking it 💕💕💕💕💕💕

[stupidwhinypuppything]

I love t4t sex

[stupidwhinypuppything]

had to get dental work on monday and i was given oral sedatives since i have horrendous dental anxiety

don’t remember anything about that day but i think it would have been hot if i had had those meds slipped to me on a regular ass weekday and was then used with absolutely no memory of it

[stupidwhinypuppything]

sock’s got a sleep study it has to go to, so it jerked me off for a bit and then shoved a dildo in me and told me it has to stay there :]

we haven’t fucked in weeks because of its work schedule and i’m soooooooo sensitive and i feel so nice and floaty and full rn

[dommehour]

[stupidwhinypuppything]

just came so hard that i saw the god of every religion that has and will ever exist. god bless

[coffee-discussions]

Why be nice when you can get him hard on purpose and then ignore it