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Hola broski, i'm here to enlighten you with my presence (she/her) (17) (Chosen/One)

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la pareja más santo

BORIC PRESIDENTE 2022

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I had a nightmare that I called my teacher mom on accident and then said 'sorry I mean mommy, sorry, I mean mommy, I mean mommy, sorry, mommy...' until I woke up

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I found the pattern, all Garfield strips

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1. We must accept the absurd condition of life (anti-garfie(

2. existential dread (why, where Jon, i hate dog, etc)

3. Pro-grfiel nihilist take ( ahahahahhhahHa, life bad hate Jon who is happy, (punchline)

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You know what? Fuck you

*un him's your bo*

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Pride month is over, it's time for greed month.

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Oh, I forgot this place existed...

Well anyways, status update:

I wanna be Mussolini's little trad wife so fucking bad, yet I am bound by a trickster god who wishes us to never be contemporary and furthermore stifling my only hopes of a perfect lover.

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The fact that scratching something makes it itch more is a vehement monument to the fact that the Demiurge exists

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Man, I'm just really confused about a few things as of late. Just had to get that off my chest

Sorry if I don't end up posting as frequently for a little while

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I am no longer confused, just depressed and unfortunately I know more about myself

Business will continue as usual

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Parents aren't home! You know what that means 😏 *goes from depressed in my bed to melancholy in the living room*

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Tony Hawk is the polar opposite of Narssisus. I will not be taking questions at this time, thanks.

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Man, I'm just really confused about a few things as of late. Just had to get that off my chest

Sorry if I don't end up posting as frequently for a little while

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Me and my mom on the way to subway when I was 8 (I won my soccer game):

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I think ABBA would sufficiently enjoy cicadas. they literally just turn 17, sing a little song, do a little dance, and then die

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Me when I push a big rock:

Hell yeah babey!! :) I could get used to this!! :^)

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I jus noticed that uhh shrek is like the joker (society amirite) if he never uh bothered other people

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Changing my fb status from horny to utterly languishing

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George and the earthly burdens