hey, i think i just served ARTHUR STRATTON ! you mean the TWENTY-SIX year old POLITICAL COLUMNIST known for their DARK-RIMMED GLASSES SITTING ON FEATURES THAT SPEND MORE TIME SCHEMING THAN SMILING ? no way, what did they order ? PINK GIN MARTINI. wow, no surprise for someone whose garnered a reputation for being DEPENDABLE AND OBSTINATE. i heard the hostess say they were being targeted by @ROBINHOOD because of A VERY PUBLIC DEFAMATION TRIAL AGAINST A FLING. maybe it's just me but it doesn't align with the tabloids screaming about YOU WEAR OLD MONEY AND POLITICS LIKE A SECOND SKIN, RELISHING IN THE INFLUENCE YOU CARRY / AS THE YOUNGEST, YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT HOW TO CHARM YOUR WAY THROUGH THE HARDEST PARTS OF LIFE — IT'S BEEN WRITTEN FOR YOU, YOU ARE TO DINE, NOT HUNGER / GLITTERING OPULENCE, CHESS PIECES IN PLAY, VENOM ON YOUR TONGUE TO BE DRIPPED INTO ANY WANTING MOUTH whenever their name comes up. make sure to deliver the drink to the POLITICIANS VIP SUITE ( MAIN FAMILY SPOT - THIRD ) and let’s hope they're a good tipper. if not, i'll happily send in some stories of my own.
⌗ 𝟶𝟶𝟷. 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝙸𝙲𝚂.
𖥔 name : arthur william stratton. 𖥔 aliases : none. 𖥔 age & d.o.b. : twenty - six , november 24th 1999 𖥔 zodiac : sagittarius sun. 𖥔 gender & pronouns : cis man, he & him. 𖥔 orientation : bisexual. 𖥔 marital status : single. 𖥔 place of birth : new york, usa. 𖥔 nationality : american. 𖥔 languages spoken : english ( native ) , french ( intermediate ). 𖥔 occupation : political columnist.
⌗ 𝟶𝟶𝟸. 𝙿𝙷𝚈𝚂𝙸𝙲𝙰𝙻𝚂.
𖥔 height : 183cm. 𖥔 weight : 84kg. 𖥔 build : defined muscles , active figure. 𖥔 hair : dark brown - blond hair in messy waves. 𖥔 eyes : blue. 𖥔 distinguishing features : occasionally wears black-rimmed glasses. 𖥔 aesthetics: old money, old politics, old family — everything about you screams established, entitled, and you never let people forget it. bite marks on the arms of your gucci glasses. late nights on articles to prove something, you're more than just a name but it has never hurt anyone to leverage what you have.
IM LAZY TO WRITE THIS 4 NOW but all u need to know :
youngest of three and has always known he's been destined to be the world's greatest #diva
loves his privilege, uses it like crazy but it's all because daddy and mommy stratton barely paid attention to him while he grew up. arthur lashes out, he's bitter, he wants his parents to just see him and acknowledge him
went to boarding school in the uk before coming back to study at princeton university where he got his degree in international politics
now he works as a political columnist closely covering his dad's campaign. it's not ideal, he wants to be a diplomat, but listen u gotta get ur foot in somewhere and even leveraging the stratton name isn't enough to get some positions but whatever u live and u learn
kinda loves the robinhood attention !
⌗ 𝟶𝟶𝟻. 𝙴𝚇𝚃𝚁𝙰𝚂.
massive attention whore (we all saw it coming)
character parallels would be like … lex luthor (superman 2025) and regina george (mean girls)
uses wired earphones just bc he thinks its vintage
