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⋆˚ ab insidiis diaboli libera nos domine ⋆˚ ―୨୧⋆ ˚

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shitposter galore ౨ৎ

send asks and dm me please or i will pass away

the occasional nsfw/gory repost so dni if you’re touchy about that

bare bones:

ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི new yorker and avid yankees fan

ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི south asian ex-muslim

ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི shifter and manifestor (minishifted 8x)

favs:

ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི music: lana del rey, guns n’ roses, ethel cain, hole, led zeppelin, beach house, suki waterhouse, remy bond, ac/dc

ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི film/tv: anything mcu (don’t crucify me), supernatural, the babysitter, tamara, jennifer’s body, uptown girls, twilight, pretty little liars, gossip girl, grey’s anatomy

ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི books/ other media: rotten mango (og listener!), valley of the dolls, prozac nation, lolita, twilight, the secret history, voices, the virgin suicides, james bond, speak, american psycho

dni

weird old men, ⭐️blr, porn bots and excessive gore (all depending on the acct! and if ur my mutual ofc ur exempt)

xoxo!

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i’m sorry what is going on on the tiktok bullseye fandom who does this hoe think she is…

welcome to reality dumb bitch you cant copyright my beloved you freak

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double album i love you lana i knew you wouldn’t play in our face for three years and then not deliver! got me tearing up at work and shi

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i will never understand how people can regularly go to school at / work at places like columbine or the world trade center while knowing it’s a mass grave and just the absolutely tragedy that occurred there… i mean i still get chills driving past the twin towers memorial and you’re telling me people still go to school at columbine??

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jenifer’s body mention in the big 26 you’re giving me a girl boner

your account has me rock hard too i love every single fandom you write for we’re literally the same person omg

[dls8rderr]

[quennchouchou]

[loveridden1999]

[kewpieheart]

[icecreamcakegirl]

i hate when people ask how i am feeling

[fantasyforsale]

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i wish i was a guy so i could donate my sperm to have extra money for booze

[lanadelreyly]

[ginger-crvsh]

it's so fucking hot in here jesus

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and we lost power because of thunderstorms and its 100 degrees and we’re air conditioning-less

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[like--girls--insane]

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why is ethel’s unreleased going mainstream wut tell me why homecoming has thousands of posts under it