Hit it, hottie

Sugar Motta.

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falconpuuunch​:

Is that like, alcohol or something?

It’s face cream, for your face, to keep you pretty, which, you don’t have a problem with. 

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Okay, so Who’s getting me La Mer creme for Christmas? I’ll love you forever. 

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bayamotta​:

Dr. Phil is a moron and you know it. It’s glorified Jerry Springer with less trashy people.

God, you are just so good at guilt tripping. I can like someone that you don’t like. How many people have you dated that I’ve hated? Like, all of them. You didn’t see me trying to pull some shit about how not nice they are.

Well, I’m currently single.  and I’m staying single because I refuse to settle.

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tripplectheartist​:

Yeah, they don’t want you to sing along, pick a less singable artist.

Riiiiiight? I love her.  But now I. need to switch to soulcycle. :(

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bayamotta​:

Blood is thicker than water comes from the phrase, “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.” Meaning chosen brotherhood is stronger than the bond you have with family.

You kinda are the worst sometimes though. You were just as bad when he tried to apologize.

He gave me a fake gaslighty apology, which is worse than none at all. I know about people, I watch Dr. Phil, y’know? ...  Whatever.  I was dumb to get excited that we might get closer living in the same building. 

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bayamotta​:

At least I’m not guilt tripping you over a guy you like.

At least I’m not rude to people I just met on the internet.  He’s not nice.  Bloods thicker than water, and I’d ditch a dude who said you were the worst. 

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tripplectheartist​:

Okay, but what song was it? Cause there’s some songs you can’t help but sing along.

It was an ALL RIHANNA class!

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bayamotta​:

You’re literally the worst singer on the planet.

And you’re literally the worst brother, thanks. 

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My spin class kicked me out for singing to the music. how can they not like  my talent?

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Texts || Mottas

Bay: Oh my god Sugar stop. What do you want me to do, not see him anymore just because you guys don't get along?

Sugar: obviously.

Sugar: If I started dating someone who made you cry, I'd dump him. or --her.

Sugar: or them.

Sugar: he's rude, and you can do way better.

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Texts || Mottas

Bay: He's not a scumbag. I fucking like him, so stop fucking it up

Bay: And stop guilt tripping me.

Sugar: gross.

Sugar: He started it, and you're a terrible brother.

Sugar: .... It's good to know that your boytoy is more important than family.

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madmaxanders​:

Oh well, I tried.

You’re going to have to get used to me at some point or another. Happy… whatever shit to your dog. 

Cool, Bye.  My dog doesn’t accept your happy half birthday salutations. 

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madmaxanders​:

Look, I may not like you but your brother’s pretty cool. If you can relax on the rich girl shit I’ll keep my mouth shut. 

Deal? 

No , fuck off.  You’re rude, and I do not want to be civil with someone who feels like it’s okay to ruin my dog’s half birthday

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Texts || Mottas

Bay: Yeah he does suck. That mouth is like heaven

Bay: Don't fuck with him or I'll tell Dad to take away your credit cards

Sugar: That's disgusting.

Sugar: You're gross, and mean.

Sugar: He literally started it. The fact you care about this scumbag more than your actual sister is really telling.

Sugar: whatever.

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madmaxanders​:

Good thing I haven’t been in my apartment, then. 

By the way - I take that as a compliment. 

.... You’re the worst. 

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Texts || Mottas

Bay: I already am sleeping with him and I don't really wanna find someone else at the moment so stop fucking it up

Sugar: you always had bad taste.

Sugar: He started it. He straight up sucks.

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madmaxanders​:

If you think me calling you kind of annoying was a dig, oh boy. We aren’t going to get along - asshole is my babe.

For the record though - you couldn’t have gotten anything anyways. Got someone on my radar and they sure as shit ain’t you. 

Well, I like to say things as I see them, and honestly, you’re just -- absolutely infuriating.  ... If you say it’s my brother I will literally find your apartment and vomit in all your shoes.