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It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.

little-uno

This may have just changed my life.

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

lemonbraid-deactivated20130415

missmephisto

this post had me in tears

hopes-anch0r

The sound I made after reading this was not human

chaoticpuppettechnomancer

My god.

stoya

“What’s your number-one tip for giving the best blowjob?”

This question drives me insane. I usually pause to shoot murderous looks at whichever PR person has set up the interview before responding. I have two sound-bite-sized answers: “Don’t chomp down on the dick unless the person it’s attached to has expressed a desire for that sort of thing,” and “Experiment, communicate, and pay attention.” Usually the reporter doesn’t like either answer. They want to hear something about Altoids or strawberry-flavored lube. They want to know some secret for controlling a man through his orgasm, as though making your boyfriend ejaculate at will is some sort of way to turn them into the perfect mate. They want a detailed description of the magical three-button move that works on everyone. If something like putting slight pressure on the taint with my left thumb while using the fingers of that hand to gently cup the balls and slurping on the head of the cock with the exact suction tension of my mom’s twelve-year-old Hoover worked like a charm on every single penis, I would never, ever spend 45 minutes of my life on a porn set trying to be understanding and sensitive, while the male talent I’m working with struggles to maintain an erection or ejaculate because he’s having a really bad day.

read the full article on vice.com

I need help.

Okay so I just have to put this in writing. Went out to smoke hookah with a few friends from the side of town that I used to live tonight. A guy my best friend really liked was back in town and we totally hit it off. He's changed so much and is such a nice gentleman now. Plus every time his friend would mention hooking up with a girl I could tell it bothered him to hear it. Not to mention ripped as fuck now. We started texting afterwords and he told me what an amazing smile I had. Now it's almost 5 in the morning and I can't sleep and every ten seconds he pops into my head. The only bad thing is he's moving back to Texas in a month. Should I try to go for it, hoping I'm enough to change his mind about moving? Or should I not even bother?

#help #advice #wah