The Summoner's Code

Never overestimate the power of the Summoner's Code. The words of League of Legends players, as they appear, unedited. The proper way to view this blog is to imagine the player quotes in the voice of the champion they are representing. As the Tribunal is currently out of session, recent additions are more likely to be user experiences than actual cases until such a day as the Tribunal returns. The Summoner's Code continues to be made possible due to user submissions. Please click the "Summoner Submissions" button below to submit your favorite quotes.

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Exhibit 423

Ashe [34:11]: u fckn guy why you not help Vayne [34:16]: I'm carrying this team so don't talk smack Ashe [34:32]: your carrying shit Vayne [34:35]: I agree

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Exhibit 422

Fiora [10:17]: kid if ur in 8th grade u need to just kill urself Teemo [10:55]: you know you could be arrested for that threat lol Zilean [10:56]: My god, all of you are terrible

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Exhibit 421

Brand [0:17]: if one of u feeds or goes afk ill search u in irl and kill u Skarner [0:23]: ^^unmature

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Exhibit 420

Shyvana [26:47]: happy birthday to you, where is teemo fuck you, beacuouse we are fighting, and you are on top

(Thanks to damsterick/tripeq for the quote!)

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Exhibit 419

Xin Zhao [22:02]: stop suicided or we lost Thresh [22:08]: didnt you die first Xin Zhao [22:17]: yes i failed Thresh [22:22]: i rest my case

(Thanks to damsterick/tripeq for the quote!)

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Exhibit 418

Sona [7:49]: im manipulating you into being toxic Sona [7:54]: so that you will be more reportable

(Thanks to Shugumi for the quote! via https://www.reddit.com/r/bestoftribunal/)

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Exhibit 417

Annie [31:10]: pantheon was about as useful as anne franks fucking drum kit

(Thanks to Treeko11 for the quote! - via https://www.reddit.com/r/bestoftribunal/)

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Exhibit 416

Draven [15:24]: u fkin gay Taric [15:30]: hey draven knock knock Draven [15:41]: FCK U!!!! Rengar [16:15]: draven answer the door ffs

(Thanks to soaringsparrow for the quote!)

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Exhibit 415

Skarner [23:44]: the throwing ont his team isreal Miss Fortune [23:51]: mazel tov

(Thanks to Brook Armstrong for the quote!)

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Exhibit 414

Lee Sin [2:05]: nid cum for blue Nidalee [2:14]: ain’t that kind of girl

(Thanks to sivveh for the quote!)

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Exhibit 413

Miss Fortune [11:19]: hey hec is your name Owen?? Hecarim [11:30]: no Miss Fortune [11:33]: sure? Hecarim [11:42]: definitely not … Miss Fortune [12:05]: that’s weird because the scoreboard says you’re 0/7

(Thanks to Planetoidling for the quote!)

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Exhibit 412

Taric [36:59][All]: why even say gg if you bm that hard Taric [37:06][All]: i dont get it Dr. Mundo [37:08][All]: because i like Dr. Mundo [37:10][All]: easy games

(Thanks to ivegivenupongettingfollowers for the quote!)

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Exhibit 411

Zyra [29:14]: stay in the bush Vayne [29:23]: fuck bush Vayne [29:32]: jet fuel can't melt steel beams

(Thanks to rekui3m for the quote!)

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Exhibit 410

Vel'Koz has been slain. Vel'Koz [All][15:15]: K. Lee Sin [All][15:19]: K.O*

(Thanks to isanyofthisrealornot for the quote!)

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Exhibit 409

Tahm Kench [34:45]: why do you guys get a team Tahm Kench [34:51]: and we get five people

(Thanks to rampaging-poet for the quote!)

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Exhibit 408

Nautilus [16:35]: just like that duo top got shut down Blitzcrank [16:58]: cause ur a camping little bitch naut Nautilus [17:13]: hey, if you fish a man a dead horse, he'll eat in rome Blitzcrank [17:52]: thats the most retardedd fuckking thing weve ever hear naut

(Thanks to Sleeping Moisture for the quote!)

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Exhibit 407

Cho'gath [14:23]: wow you’re lucky trist cleaned up Tristana [14:26]: I have a dog irl Tristana [14:35]: I’m used to cleaning up other people's shit

(Thanks to Borntwopk for the quote!)