[coolsuggestion]

the universe has existed for billions of years and by a coincidence we ended up living at the same time. that counts for something.

[carudamon119]

[dragoncuspid]

why he do dat

[peekachiu-deactivated20210214]

he checking if too hot

[bunney]

your cat is neopolitan

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

things to take * a nap * it easy * care

[tinsnip]

* on me

[brinnanza]

* me on

[only1600kids]

[untoxicated]

The transfer is complete

[zindabad-deactivated20171231]

Its all you kids talk about… nut this, cum that

[kool-aid-jammers-deactivated201]

when your depression gets mistaken for laziness 😩😩😩🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯📢📢📢👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

[fairwayfrank]

When you stop being able to tell the difference  😩😩😩🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯📢📢📢👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

[danbutt]

[kmfdmzremade-deactivated2017052]

me: on the verge of a breakdown me, three minutes later: im horny

[pakaojawn-blog]

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

[awwww-cute]

Lazy record store employee

[ofstarsandsmoke]

nonsense give him a raise

[superchemical]

me as a surgeon

me: hey

fellow surgeon: what

me: takes out patients heart

me: will u be my valentine

me: lol

fellow surgeon: please put that back

[sparrf-blog]

this baby chick is almost too perfect shes got eyeliner and look at those cheeks… she is so round and beautiful

[sparrf-blog]

4 days old and already a star

[superchemical]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: stevie nicks wrote landslide in 1973 and she still sings it in 2016 and the line "i'm getting older too" just makes me emotional, i wonder if she now relates to the song in a very different way because she's sang it thousands of times over 43 years of her life with her former boyfriend almost always by her side

[abduction]

my life

[bombing]

submerge yourself in aloe vera gel for free

[classicmeevs]

why

[bombing]

for free

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

Life isn’t always candy ! Sometimes it’s a mouthful of sand! You just have to keep putting things in your mouth!!!

[disabilityhealth]

This sounds like it was written by my dog

[tastelessphotoshops-deactivated]