dr robby's involuntary psyche hold in the flesh

24 | INFP | bi disaster | professional yapper(artist) | he/they

[supermegaparasocialhell]

Guys someone did it-

[bifauxnenarmand]

[vampirebrainrot]

Iwtv is The Joker for trans people

[cokezerovape]

[important-cat-pics]

[feminist-space]

[johanna-swann]

[everydayconman]

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

[retrodynamics]

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.

[atomic--queer]

watching the new episode of the vampire lestat like

[thevampirecaspian]

[wosp-reactivated]

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

[depsidase]

[lioncourtz]

[tarmairons]

idea from dmthinkr on twitter

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[sanguinevisions]

louis: racing ahead again, mr. molloy. let the tale seduce you.

lestat: [absolutely wrecked out of his gourd] you wanna fuck the tale. i know you wanna fuck the tale dan. you wanna fuck the tale so bad it makes you look stupid. the tale wants to fuck you.

[professional-rat-eater]

Lestat: I am an unreliable narrator. I love to lie.

Half the audience for some reason: I can’t believe how reliable this narrator is. He would never lie to us.

[claudia-lioncourt]

JACOB ANDERSON for The Vampire Lestat Backstage Pass, Episode 1: "Detroit"