up to no good.

Justin Bieber || 20|| Single ||

[wowbarbs]

That’s one of my favorite vacation spots.

[swaggie-ornah]

What's your favorite part about it?

[swaggie-ornah]

@justinbieber: My Queen. 

[idontrecalls-deactivated2015051]

Justin singing “Baby” with a little fan

[theharrygrail]

[swaggie-ornah]

@justinbieber: #demifinnagetchoked, I can't even.. I'm dyin bro.

[presidentnjonas-deactivated2015]

Back the hell up, I left for like 20 minutes and now I have competition with some dude whose name is a goddamn number?

[swaggie-ornah]

Better call, 1-800-CHOKETHATHOE

[gomezstop-blog]

[swaggie-ornah]

[gomezstop-blog]

That one time you left to go wherever, he touched my butt. Thought you should know.

[swaggie-ornah]

He.. wait, he touched your butt?! 

[gomezstop-blog]

Well that’s disrespectful.

[swaggie-ornah]

New rule, Selena and Alfredo are not allowed to be alone together... ever, or he'll die.

[gomezstop-blog]

You’re probably his only friend.

[swaggie-ornah]

He only comes over to see you in a bathing suit, which he admitted before passing out.

[demetria-doubled-lovato-blog]

Spider! Kill it!

[swaggie-ornah]

You're a big girl, kill it yourself lazvato. 

[fvbsources]

[swaggie-ornah]

Man, the fuck I look like? How the fuck is Fredo gonna walk into my house drunk? I swear, I'm gonna beat the shit out this nigga.

[presidentnjonas-deactivated2015]

Thanks man. I’d like to say I won’t have to take you up on that offer but you’re right about Demi and her OCD.

[swaggie-ornah]

You're so fucked, dude. Just... don't cock block and we'll be cool... it'll be nice having someone besides Selena in the house so I'm not stuck watching the Titanic every. single. day. 

[presidentnjonas-deactivated2015]

I don’t think it’s making me wanna go crazy yet. It’s actually kind of..perfect.

[swaggie-ornah]

Wait, cause I hear after the first three months, females start "nesting" we both know Demi and her ODC, and need to have everything her way... just wait, bro. You can always come crash on my couch.

[presidentnjonas-deactivated2015]

You wish.

[swaggie-ornah]

It's the truth Jonas, but it's not my job, I know when to pull out. So, how does it feel? Knowing you knocked up your best friend and that you're about to be a dad? Make you wanna go crazy yet?

[presidentnjonas-deactivated2015]

You’re so funny, wow.

[swaggie-ornah]

My sense of humor is why your baby mama loves me more.