[obama-biden-memes]

wise words

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I miss the president THINKING full stop

[alisonzai]

*gently buries my face into a very soft dog*

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[baruchobramowitz-deactivated201]

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

[this-sharknado-loves-you-deacti]

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

[bureaubaggins]

“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”

“You always do this to me, Mom.”

[nowhites]

honest relationships and mutual respect and trust do exist. I know they love to tell you they’re just concepts on here but they really do exist. stop listening to angry singles online about relationships. you wouldnt listen to somebody sleeping in a tent telling you how to own a house like? come on

[imst1llhere-deactivated20221124]

So how long after this post did y'all break up?

[nowhites]

we’re still together and have been for almost 3 years and we just moved in together you tried it you hatin ass bitch

[fjolltroll-deactivated20130616]

[animenigga-deactivated20131029]

CHILDHOOD BACK

AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS

[raconteuze]

im crying a lil bit

[pokemoncards]

I need this in my tumblr forever.

[girlfriender]

is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???

[helllosweetie-deactivated201511]

HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP

[pei-zhu1210-deactivated20170524]

who names their kid bacon

[ameliacgormley]

Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.

[thahalfrican]

[irlbastard-remade-deactivated20]

is no one gonna talk about how the girls afraid of Donald Trump in her closet

[new-age-conservative-deactivate]

I think Trump being the boogeyman makes perfect sense…

[chocolatedeathwarrior-deactivat]

There is literally nothing about this post that I don’t love.

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[slavetomyheadcanon]

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

[spam-bot]

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

[un-kn0wnn25]

Carol of the Bells played by basketballs

[mlcookies]

How lit is this lol

[prismatic-bell]

Please appreciate that those basketballs had to be inflated to different pressures to produce notes. Not only did they have to tune the balls, they had to figure out not when the balls should hit but when they should be dropped to hit at the appropriate time.

[supahighposts]

[onlytwitterpics]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[tymps2005-deactivated20140827]

*wakes up* what the fuck

[bellaxiao]

IM HERE FOR THIS

[c3nric-deactivated20220627]

I mean…look at her. She is incredibly beautiful.

[professorcapybara]

Man Who Lost Arm By Plunging It Into Lava Smugly Refuses To Describe What Lava Feels Like

[professorcapybara]

so i was running a fever the other day and have no memory of writing this

[theanimalmemes]

i want some Dick-fil-A ☹️

@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

[aslimshadylady-deactivated20130]

[unimpressedcats]

unimpressedcats first ever post!

[stevenrogered]