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Luca/Crab, 19, she/her. Writer, artist, creature of whimsical proportions and above all else a professional yapper. (Art blog: https://www.tumblr.com/crab-crasherz)

[sword-symphonia]

Hi, I'm Luca or Crab- either works. If you recognise this username, you may know me for my AO3 account where I write silly words and publish them for my future employers to find later. I have no idea how to use tumblr and frankly I'm scared to learn, but I wanted an excuse to have another platform to go batshit crazy on. So, what do we gotta know about silly lil me?

•I write stories. I also take requests for stories. Please give me requests. Please. Pretty please.

•So long as you don't perceive me as male, I legitimately could not care less how you refer to me. She/her is preferred, but xe/xem fuckin' rocks too. 'Male' terms (dude, bro, sir etc) are fine, I don't care- so long as you don't see me as. A guy. I dunno, it's weird. I'm a man in the sense of boats and cars being women. Also, no he/him, thank you. Makes me feel sticky. Eurgh.

•I'm prone to cursing a lot, so I'm sorry if that gets irritating at any point.

•I genuinely never shut the hell up. I'm insufferable. Do not bring up my interests around me unless you want me to ramble for seven hours.

•IRELAND RAHHHHH (I take my identity as an Irish woman incredibly seriously for reasons unknown even to myself so very sorry if I suddenly start goin wild about that)

•I like a lot of things!!! So many fandoms!!! GOD HELP ME!!!

•Men over the age of thirty send tweet

•My favourite Animal Crossing villagers are Ribbot, Jeremiah and Stella. I share my birthday with Maddie and Niko. If I were an Animal Crossing villager I'd be a rabbit. Probably. I'unno.

•Excessive NSFW's a bit iffy to me, but at the end of the day I don't care all that much. Just know when to tone it down a bit, is all. (And of course tell me to pull my socks up a bit if I start getting a bit too ridiculous)

•I draw pictures sometimes, so I might?? Question mark? Post art? I'unno

•When I grow up (I'm seventeen help me) I wanna work in animation and voiceover WAOW!! Currently working on interviewing my favourite voice actors for career research

•I have crippling anxiety, please be patient with me. Sometimes the prospect of breathing sends me spiralling.

I can't think of anything else to say. Does Tumblr have a character limit? I've been doin an awful lot of yappin and I fear I shall be penalised

Alright bye obligatory stupid image (I have the humour of a twelve year old boy)

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Well I woke up this morning and my Pinterest account was renamed to Boner Empress and I also apparently left a completely incoherent comment on a Ghost Rider edit at 3am ABOUT having a boner so it's safe to assume I didn't sleep very well last night

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A friend of mine keeps sending me stuff I've liked on instagram and calling me a freak

Brother it's on YOUR recommended too I don't know why you're calling ME weird for liking a nice pair of man tits

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I need someone to hit me with their car

Don't ask questions just hit me with your car right this instant

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Where did my for you page go

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I'm thinking about the time I made a sideblog for me to go apeshit on without my homies seeing and I gave myself away less than 24 hours later by DMing sunny from it by accident

[sword-symphonia]

I FUCKING DID IT AGAIN

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And now, here's Edelgard modeling the next weapon type to join the Fire Emblem franchise, debuting in its next installment;

GUN!

Just LOOK at that poise!

Anyway yeah I got a second hand Edie figma and was curious to see if my Nendoroid's gun would fit in her hand. Great news. It did. And even BETTER news, I'm getting a figma that already HAS a gun in May. EDELGARD WILL GET ANOTHER GUN.

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Guys I was joking. Why're there actual guns

GUYS I WAS JOKING

GUYS

IT WAS A GOOF

WHY IS THERE AN ACTUAL FUCKING GUN

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Ive been really into saying the abbreviation for fortunes weave aloud for the past day or so

I randomly start chuckling to myself and go 'fefw' and its great

You guys should try it

Fefw

Heheheheh

[luvmaterial]

In light of the direct

[sword-symphonia]

Im going to be the most annoying bitch on the planet sorry guys

[kazimir29]

I’ll probably revisit this again in the future but as of right now I’m abandoning this piece as it is.

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I've gotten my grubby little mitts on something :>>

I am extremely bad at keeping people alive. RIP Franz I didn't think to just reload the save 😔

[mayadoesfandomstuff]

Haven't posted art here like ever since all my art is posred in a sepate account I'd rather not disclose but found this old sketch of Zenkichi I did like two or three years ago? Kinda wish I actually put dates in my old drawings now. Anyway, not my best work at all but I thought I'd post this here and maybe I can redraw this some other time if I feel like it

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Hey sexies. It's me again. Back with another Pokèmon update. This week's edition? Pokèmon Scarlet.

I found a fuckton of shinies. Their names, in order, are K.B (Knickerbocker) Glory, Litabita, Agatha, Benny and Frederico. Everyone but Frederico were raid finds. I may or may not have gone 'fuck me sideways that's a Shiny' when I found him.

My babies. Witness them.

We take a quick break to look at Luca's Side Piece #17.

Grown ass man. He's losing his pants tonight.

I turned around after typing that last part and found my dad looking at my phone screen. This was an unprecedented event. Hi Dad.

Okay bye I'm gonna keep shiny hunting Goomy so I can find one and name them Mango. Hoping to get the DLC in September

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

i've been using computers since 2009 i know how computers work you people need to stop assuming people know nothing about computers. yes i know you can change icons. i just made this post because i wanted to make a silly post about my puter. so many of you people would be the least fun person at parties because of how you go "omgf youre so stupid wait until you learn about (thing)" like politely. shut the fuck up and start being nicer to strangers on the internet

have some fucking joy and whimsy and instead say "its so awesome people are learning about this"

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I named my trash can George coz I thought itd be funny we need to get more whimsy

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Sometimes I am sad and then I remember my boyfriend and I go :]

[kimikaami]

my slug #myslug

[sunsickle]

Bullshit from my drafts in honour of my girlfriend buying fe8

Hypnotising you oooo... butch Seth ooooo.....

[sword-symphonia]

We will see if this works if and when it gets here ooooh