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❝ there's a tiny town in a tiny state in the northeast (let’s call it old plains, just to give it a name) with a population of nosy neighbors and no chance of secrets °✧

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whats your opinion on some of the older people in old plains (the like, people older than 25)?

Now we ain’t in the business of being anything but nice...mostly here as your friendly neighborhood gossips, so let’s start with that fact, babe. 

Second, dude, bro, friend. Where are the old farts supposed to go? Like clearly they’re not disappearing or being kidnapped or abducted by aliens or something. So love on ‘em. They’ve got experience. They’re wise beyond their years....they’re possibly full of shit, but we don’t know that for sure. 

All of which is to say that I love the older people of Old Plains. They’re my homies. You want something more? Send me a name and I’ll give you a for real opinion.

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I want Peter so bad

You’re definitely not alone on that one. Everything about that man screams ‘take me!’ or maybe that’s just what I want to say to him.

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Any pairs you're interested in?

“Christ man, who here isn’t interested in Hallie and Adam? I’m interested in Embry getting her fun on with somebody. Not even picky who the other half…third…is.”

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who are the hottest people in old plains?

“In no particular because that’s how I roll; Vince, Mia, Sofia, and Adam are so hope that I can’t even with them.”

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what's your opinion of soren? do you think he's interesting at all?

My dear, everyone is interesting. Yes, even the so-called boring ones, it usually means they’ve got a bigger, juicier secret to hide. As for Soren, he kind of reminds me of a puppy, but one that humps everything. Sort of cute, sort of need to get him laid.

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got any dirt on anyone yet?

Mmm...maybe, nonners. But maybe I want you to send me the dirt you have on the lovely people of Old Plains. C’mon, I know you’ve got some dirt you want to share. Hit me with it.

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why is sage so nice to everyone? it makes me feel like she's secretly trying to take everyone down

You heard it here first, nonners, Sage is the president of Old Plains World Domination Club. But let’s keep it between you and I, ‘ight?

On the real though, she’s nice because she’s a decent human being and that’s what they do.