resident fire truck enthusiast

this is the little box where i talk to myself (header by @fairybreadevangelist :3)

[synech-doche]

Hi I'm Synech (pronounced sih-neck) :3

I am an adult - They/It/Ae

I live in a little fishbowl of interests with no consistency between any of them:

NHL/PWHL (Canucks, Jets, Sharks, Goldeneyes)

Fire trucks?? I dont think there is a fandom for those but i love them <33

Minecraft

Ghost BC

Sleep Token

I have no sideblogs, so it’s all or nothing with me babeyyy!!

(Relevant) Tag guide:

#my stuff for weaves/edits/fics, #synech shitposts for when i try to be funny, #synech fire truck posting for. well. fire truck posting. and #myliver for health talk because im chronically ill and i will Not shut up about it for some reason!!!

Send me a player (or yourself), and I will assign them/you an emergency service vehicle!

Obligatory NHL/PWHL tierlist

[pigswithwings]

how it feels rn

[queerofthedagger]

i love when you've been mutuals with people for years so that when they end up with some new fictional guy they lose their mind over you can take one look at the dude and go "yeah you would go crazy about that one." no need to even be in the fandom or anything, you can just Tell.

the same is of course never ever true when it comes to me. i'm unknowable and my attachment to fictional characters follows no pattern whatsoever that could tell you anything about me as a person, no sir.

[jiminy-crickets]

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[queer-crows-nightmare]

[easyout]

i think the challenge motion should be that the players have to do a beautiful twirl

[radioclashh]

at this point

[snapscube]

How high should we turn the baby bunny playtime dial?

one billion million

[yay-bunnies-zone]

o yeah

its bunie playtime...

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[onetouchpass]

now that the nhl is done we can finally get to the tournament that really matters (calder cup)

[greelin]

“like a knife to the ribs” does nothing negative in my mind as a simile like ok so what are you saying. that it felt reallyreally good? that they’re hard now? someone’s about to kiss? this is what you are relaying to me.

[edmrosies]

is there anyone else on this hill besides me and sisyphus and kate bush and connor mcdavid

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i used to download so many pictures but now its like 1 every month n its always this kind of shit

[slitherpunk]

i want to kill this thing so bad i want to squish it under my thumb i want to know if it bleeds or if it cracks i want to throw it against the wall and if it screams i drown it instead

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i dont think you would do that.

[travisdermotts]

WAITTTT!! happy pride to ernie's gay little shark hat 🙂‍↕️

[based--ball]

prev wait he literally is

[synech-doche]

another tiramisu has hit synech’s fridge

[skymaydoodle]

I have a more official post in the works but I'm opening commisions!!

Pricing will fluctuate depending on complexity and detail but will be about $10-$20 for line art, $20-$30 for flat color, and $30-$55 for full color.

So if you go through my profile and like my style, feel free to dm me and we can discuss more thorough pricing.

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal