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Idk man it's been a long something. Just like my penis heheh I love my wife <3 Art is credits to @rewindxix over here

[synonymroll2121]

After almost 2 years on this godforsaken website, Tis intro post time

You can call me Ollie or Len’s wife, because I’m Len’s wife, cause I’m so awesome

fuck man I don’t care what pronouns if I think too hard about it I get sad. She/her ig. I just started high school I’m 15 pls don’t be weird

I like my fatass cats, BSD, the Sunbearer trials, my wife, and Saye. I used to be smart and am currently scraping by to hold onto my A’s, so if you see me freaking out about something related to school, dw about it.

I’ve had one too many bad teacher experiences so if you see me posting about those. Just. Ignore it. Honestly most of my account is complaining about shit, usually my knee, or my school that wants to cosplay as class of 09.

also I speak Hawaiian!!! Yay Hawai’i. If my writing doesn’t make sense in my defense I learned how to read/write Hawaiian first, and only learned English in like. The pandemic.

well that was short. I’ll update this more later when my knee isn’t trying to kill me and I’m not about to kill someone just to see my wife.

[synonymroll2121]

Almost time for my yearly Sunbearer trials reread!!!!

[synonymroll2121]

“Karma kill this guy” me wife and ki like thirty times today

[synonymroll2121]

I want another brownie but I just ate one and I brushed my teeth and if I eat another one I have to brush my teeth again and ugh I’m hungry and miss my wife

[synonymroll2121]

GUESS WHO FINALLY WATCHED THE ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM ANIME (I cried so much bro)

[sodorz]

thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there

gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles

[marlynnofmany]

I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.

[siphersaysstuff]

The Call of C'thchoochoo.

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

[synonymroll2121]

“I’m gonna do so much this summer” I then proceeded to get a average screen time of 11 hours and have not written anything since April

[1300marshall]

so hiccups are a human thing right?

[synonymroll2121]

Oh no I accidentally started a 47/100 chapter fic with a 100k words that last updated in May of last year it is so over 💔💔

[synonymroll2121]

nvm all is fine it’s a collection of oneshots. The first one was just so long and also good that I forgot

[for-those-who-wait]

Forgetting your friend is both blind and a professional ragebaiter

[synonymroll2121]

Oh no I accidentally started a 47/100 chapter fic with a 100k words that last updated in May of last year it is so over 💔💔

[synonymroll2121]

Bleached my sisters hair yesterday and I still smell it should I be worried

[satan-offical]

WALLET

That's not the sound a wallet makes!

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

well fine, you try it!

[satan-offical]

🪙💲💵🪙💲🪙💲🪙💵🪙💲💵🪙🪙💲💵

[synonymroll2121]

Write fanfiction about a kids book…read fanfiction about a kids book…write fanfiction about a kids book…read fanfiction about a kids book…

[satan-offical]

Satan, do you take medicines or medi-sins?

I take medi-cos

[pope---francis]

Maths doesn't suit you, much.

[satan-offical]

Pope Francis??

[stjohnstarling]

Inside the Booming Business of Monster Porn

Teratophiliacs were once a niche group that bonded over their sexual attraction to monsters in obscure forums. Now—as online communities pro

Okay guys, we’ve got to wrap it up now with the monsterfucking and find something new to do. It’s getting write-ups in GQ, it’s so over.

[stjohnstarling]

Sometimes, in their obsession with monsters, humans end up finding other humans. In 2019, Cachét developed a crush on Salad Fingers, the main character in a British cult web cartoon. She drew porn of Salad Fingers and sent it to David Firth, the show’s creator. Firth loved it and followed her back. “He thought I was a guy because no girl would draw porn of Salad Fingers,” Cachét says.

They started messaging. Cachét complimented his drawing of a human-bug threesome and asked for a print. Three years later, Cachét and David got married. The human-bug threesome drawing hangs on the wall of their home.

Okay this does kind of rule though.