hey sweet stuff.

The name's Taehyung. Baker. Eighteen. I think that's all you need to know. Seek every day with a smile. Why not with a cookie, too? They are pretty damn good, heh.

[taehyungstretto]

Well, it all depends on how much time you got, considering that if you get more or less sleep, you get groggy... But hey, it's not up to me to tell you how to sleep. -he chuckles- I'm doing pretty well, I'm hella hungry though.

Now, you sound like the nurse at my old high school. I don’t even remember when I slept— maybe that’s the problem. ( — uncharmingly yawns as he stretches his arms, humming softly. ) Aye, same. Wanna grab something to eat? Could use a coffee, too.

[taehyungstretto]

I'm just hyper because I was sleeping all day! -he laughs and grins at him- Tae it is then! How are you?

Why is it that you can get hyper and I feel like death? ( — grumbles, but he manages a snort as he looks at the other’s happiness showing. ) Eh, alright, I guess. Existing and stuff. How about you? Apart from bouncin’ off walls.

[taehyungstretto]

♬

♬ — a song that fits ‘em. shuffle — play — song chosen! 

The Neighbourhood — Afraid. This song has been on and off for Taehyung, blasting in his earphones or subtly playing on speakers back in his apartment. The tone of the song itself is like the listener is drifting, lurking around, existing but not exactly living. Basically Taehyung, summarized in 4:10 minutes — according to his phone.

[taehyungstretto]

Hey there! -he grins and waves- I'm Junyoung, but you can call me Jun! I work at the ice cream shop!

( — he gave the other a look after blinking real slow. ) … You’re being too happy right now, bro. I just woke up, and most likely on the wrong side of the universe. ( — nods in the other’s direction, though. ) Jun, huh? Name’s Taehyung, or just Tae if you’re lazy. Havin’ fun like the rest of this crazy place?

[taehyungstretto]

( JESUS C H RIS T WHA T HWA WALJSHLF )SDFG ))

[ad-libitumphoenicis-deactivated]

I’m that type of roleplayer that likes to stare at that one person I’m dying to roleplay with rather than to approach them… 

[difficult]

Some people smoke, others drink, and others fall in love, each one dies from a different way.

(via difficult)

[lunarchld]

☩ for a bedroom headcanon

✖ for a tattoo headcanon (One they have or one they want)

♖ for a childhood headcanon

♬ for a song that fits them

↹ for a best friend headcanon

☾ for a sleeping headcanon 

✻ for if they are a night or day person

✄ for a drunken headcanon

♘ for a pet headcanon

❀ for their favorite season

☮ for an embarrassing headcanon

✈ for a traveling headcanon

⊗  for a completely random headcanon

[taehyungstretto]

( -- stares at all that was occurring from outside his rented apartment window. rubs his eyes. glances over at the clock. groans, plops his head back on the pillow, and pulls the covers over his head. ) nope--

[jiyeonstretto-deactivated201606]

"Theories have a funny way of coming through as truth, you know. I do, anyway." She stares at you, showing no interest in the conversation at hand. "Thank you. It’s been said before, though. You aren’t the first to compliment me, so if you were hoping to get anywhere with it, you’re out of luck."

[taehyungstretto]

"And truth has been determined by the creativity and rational of mankind. It's all perspective." He chuckled, tapping his temple. He gave a nonchalant shrug as the subtle blow of the other woman's words didn't affect him whatsoever. "Was it the boy persona I gave off while complimenting you? Huh-- Sorry, sweetcheeks, not exactly the type to go around and do flirty pick ups for kicks. Statin' the truth, nothing more. Thought I could brighten a day or two. Guess not?"

[calumxhoood-deactivated20160503]

cr.

[taehyungstretto]

"You could have killed someone!"

"Okay, now that is an overstatement!” He almost whined as he looked up at Jieun helplessly. So he might have forgotten to actually turn on the freezer after accidentally knocking the cord out of the electric socket. In turn, that caused the ice inside and practically everything else to completely melt. 

Incoming tsunami Cafe au Lait when Taehyung (of all people) opened the freezer door next, flooding the entire floor. His co-workers barked in either hysterical laughter or discontentment, but it was little miss Lady Boss that had to have visited the cafe to see how things were going.

Not to shabby, really. Honest.

… She was scary when not amused, Taehyung admitted as he immediately darted (and nearly slipped on his ass) for the mops in the spare closet upon seeing her glares. Jieun was fuming for a few more seconds until she sighed heavily, guiding her fingers through her hair. She turned around to reassure the incoming and current customers that everything was under control with a charming smile, taking everyone’s attention away from Taehyung’s failure. 

Taehyung dared to offer her a smile as she carefully stepped by him to assist in cashiering, since most of the other workers were preoccupied with mopping up the watery mess. Her own smile dropped off her face so fast, it caused him to look down and continue cleaning immediately. 

Kim Taehyung, you are something else entirely.

[taehyungstretto]

"Just relax."

“My birthday is next week, Oppa! Remember to get me something~ Love you!”

He was in the middle of transferring egg cartons into larger crates for storage at the back of the cafe when her voice suddenly rang through his ears. Startled, he dropped the cartons, egg yolks splattering everywhere; pulse thundering in his ears. “Taeeun—?” 

He had stepped out to the front, determined to find her. It was ridiculous— she was gone. Gone, but for that sliver of a moment, when he heard her voice— 

His hand gripped against the counter once he made it there. He was slipping, he was losing his cool. He understood and accepted his reality on the day of her funeral. It has been three years and counting. She would have laughed at him, if she really was there. 

"Hey, are you alright?" The voice was distant, so far away, Taehyung didn’t even think it was an actual person. He thought he imagined it, much like Taeeun’s voice. Though, the warm hand against his shoulder anchored him back to reality— and reminded him just how cold he got at a triggered memory. "Just relax."

"I’m relaxed, thank you." 

No, he really wasn’t. It was a punch in the gut, despite it being childish and stupid for something this ‘small’ to bother him. Perhaps it wasn’t so small if the wound was still so fresh, and a phone notification tone just added salt to it. A voice reminder, stating that it would be Taeeun’s birthday really soon. A voice reminder, a memo, that consisted of her voice— a function that she set into his phone before she left. It goes off a week before her birthday. He should have remembered.

Slouching against the counter, he closed his eyes and brought his free hand up to drag against his face. “Got it.” He muttered, quieter this time, as he lifted his gaze and was met with the face of his manager. Though, no look of surprise or shock flickered.

Just recollection, and thankfulness. "I’ll be fine."

[taehyungstretto]

Welcome to Stretto, young teen! Or old teen..? Late teens? Early adult...? [`he pauses] Uh, welcome! I'm Jinki, a nice young man from the Cookie Jar who sells things like... like cookies, I guess. That's why it's the cookie jar. Get it? Yeah. [`nods, suddenly taken aback at how dumb that all sounded] WELCOME.

In my second oldest teen years, my friend. ( — he chuckles lightly, leaning on his elbows against the main counter. he raises an eyebrow, an amused lift of his lips afterwards. ) Cookie Man, aren’t ya? Jinki… Jinki… You’re famous around here, no? ( — his head tilts back at the finalized, yelled welcome, head to the side as his lollipop lulls to his other cheek with a predictable smile. ) Thanks, ol’ timer. 

[jngkook]

sleepy taehyung ♥

[btaes]

don’t be shy~

[jirongie]

you are too beautiful ;;