#!headmaster announcement

[desbearing]

"Upupu, sounds like you bastards are in the dark on what to do~! Well, the school is suffering from a bit of an electribear problem, so you're going to have to live without certain things like running water and cooked food. But, we have safe bottled water and food that doesn't need to be cooked, so you bastards should be fine!! Oh, and of course the lights are out, so you bastards are going to have to act like bats for a bit. More importantly, the cameras and air recirculation system both are working thanks to a backup Monogenerator, so you bastards can breath easy. Upupu, have fun with being blind!!"

[desbearing]

"I thought you bastards might enjoy hearing this! All empty rooms are available to be entered by anyone. So if one of you bastards wants to stay away from everyone for a bit, but not completely move out, then you can stay in an empty room while it's still empty. Those rooms still have the items from their previous owners, so don't start getting perverted ideas!!"

"Oh! The rooms without bastards in them don't require keys, since no ID card is currently synced to the room's door. You bastards better enjoy the work I did for you~!"

[desbearing]

"Alright you bastards here's the thing; the kitchen, storage room, public bath and some of the bathrooms have all been broken, and its going to take a little while to fix all that. Your headmaster isn't a magician!! He's just an average day trendy bear. So! we have a bit of renovating to do, but first. Most of the healthy food within the kitchen has been hit by the fire, and it all ranges between burnt to a crisp, and singed pretty damn well. Which means if you were looking to eat healthy, then there will be more burnt then just calories upupu~! Next is the storage room. Oh bear did you bastards leave a mess in there! Junk food, spare clothing, swim wear, nearly everything in the storage room was burnt really bad! So you're going to be living without a lot of basic needs because of a few bastard mishaps. Speaking of which, those of you who caused the fire and flood are in serious trouble!! Next is the public bath. The whole room is in shambears! Its going to take a lot of cleaning to fix, and you bastards can help too. I'll even pay you minimum wage [in coins]."

"Which leaves one of the bathrooms. That was just uncalled for you bastards! You have a lot of them, but breaking one for no reason is moronic. It will be probably be fixed in about 3 days, but until then the door is locked and sealed off!"

"It's going to take a week in all before everything is fixed up, maybe more if I'm not in a good mood. Until then you'll have to deal with smoke, swamp, and singe! Good luck with that you bastards, and if I catch anyone else causing trouble, you should expect more than detention!"

[desbearing]

[Quick opinions corner: what sort of rooms would people want on the sixth floor? I'm open to all sorts of options, so just tell me what you want and if it sounds good enough I might add it.

So what sounds appropriate?]