Someone: Other than your own, of course, whose is the most loving marriage you've seen?
Hughes: Oh Roy and Hawkeye of course!
Maria: I thought their marriage was like one of those lavender marriages or something
Havoc: Roy's not gay
Fuery: It's a marriage of convenience! Colonel, you know that's not what they meant.
Hughes, leaning his chair back on two legs, heels on the desk, reaching for a cookie on a counter behind him: I know exactly what they mean, what you think, and what's going on between the brigadier general and his lieutenant. Just because they don't love each other like [takes a big bite of the cookie, and through his mouthful] my Gracia and myself [pause to marvel over his marriage], they still love each other very much. [swallows] Their marriage is overflowing with love.
Havoc's eyes roll so hard the room feels it
Fuery: It's still not the same. What happens when one of them actually fall in love. You're not telling me they're in love colonel.
Havoc, to himself: He is going to tell you exactly that
Hughes: Noooo. But that doesn't make their marriage any less loving. [punctuates his statement with a bite into his cookie. Says around it] I'm Not changing my answer
Havoc: He just says that because not neough of us are married.
Fuery: He has sisters that are married!
Havoc: Hot sisters.
Hughes, good naturedly: Watch it!
Roy, entering the room: It's not the colonel you need to watch out for either. His sisters could beat your ass Havoc.
Havoc: Just because they could beat your ass-
Hawkeye, behind Roy: They could beat your ass Havoc.

















