okay, so i got my tax return and it was a pretty good size, so i went and bought some new underwear, pajamas, and clothes from torrid. after i submit my order, i get a little popup from torrid letting me know i can "play to earn back $75"
this sounds like a scam, but it's coming from a fairly established and trusted clothing store so i was like... let's see what the nature of the scam is. i get taken to something called smart wallet that informs me that, yes, i can play to earn back $75 from my purchase if i reach a certain level in one of 3 mobile games. alright, should be simple enough. let's see how this works.
i went with "Disney Solitaire" because the chances i'd get addicted to the game or spend real money on it are basically underground. the goal is to "Get to Scene 9" in order to make back that $75. alright, doesn't sound too bad. probably deceptively difficult in some way, but you're gonna need to do a lot better than a game made for babies to prevent me from getting my money.













