Marcus: You would think teaching college cheerleaders to point their toes would be easy
Marcus: It's not...
Marcus: Come on now. Most of you have been doing this for years

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Marcus: You would think teaching college cheerleaders to point their toes would be easy
Marcus: It's not...
Marcus: Come on now. Most of you have been doing this for years
-slides my phone from my pocket and snaps a picture of my freshly manicured middle finger and sends it to @ohnikaaa- 📲: suck on that.
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
TXT from.. ZEN THE KNIGHT!!
hmmm youre probably wondering why is your handsome knight texting you so late.. well.. my sweetie– i missed you, simple as thati know youre working and you have to be on your own sometimes, working and being independent– i always liked that about you.. how you do your own thing and support yourselfa woman like you.. so mature… ahhhhh sometimes it just wracks my brain how lucky i am to have you yknow? you can be so cute and charming one moment, serious and critical and it just– ughi should shut up now… yes, i should shut up now. before i say something ill regret, ah, ah. ♥♥
“&” for a LOVING text. gimme luv zenny~ ;)
TXT from.. ZEN THE KNIGHT!!
mooooorrnning! my goddess~ guess who gets to see my good looks first thing in the morning??yes, yes i know you are right next door to me in this hotel but i wanted to be the first thing you see and talk tooalso– look at this! ♥♥
all of this can be yours at a mereee.. kiss? or two?~i deserve a kiss or two~
“✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
TXT from.. ZEN THE KNIGHT!!
hey.. i think im in a bind again–tama? tama.. chan? thats what the japanese would put right? your.. honorific?my goddess.. please, come bless me with your loving touch– im not sure i can handle being outside right now… being here right now.. im so tired tama…i have to go rest up for a new play tomorrow– please, tell me if you got this tama chan..
@tolditslant
[--sent--]
hello ah i think this is the right number??
i have your wallet-- well found it, it had your like id and stuff??
im in the park cos im pretty sure you want it back mister haha
look for the kid w silver hair!
@douchebird
[--sent--]
does this number actually exist?? i keep getting a error msg!!
uhhh hellooooooo??
huh weird i guess im just talking to the void