who is more likely to hurt the other? Harley is most definitely. She has a very low empathy level--but she does still care about him.who is emotionally stronger? Dick. Because [at least in our thread] obviously Harley needs something more than what he’s offering and she’s receiving that from the Joker.who is physically stronger? Dick again--but that’s only because Harley is literally tiny as fuck. But she’s still nimble as fuckkkkk.who is more likely to break a bone? Harley is more likely to break a bone because of all the gymnastics, all the intricate heists she’s apart of, and the violent, passionate sex she’s a fan of.who knows best what to say to upset the other? Dr. Harleen Quinzel, of course. Being learned in psychology, she knows immediately where to go, and how to manipulate her way--so she knows exactly where to hit. who is most likely to apologize first after an argument? I think they’d apologize at the same time, to be perfectly honest. They both just have this personality of wanting to end conflicts between their loved ones.who treats who’s wounds more often? 50/50. Dick’s constantly getting hurt by Gotham’s Rogue Gallery and Harley (though she tells him they’re from irrational patients at the Asylum) is constantly abused by her “Puddin’” and injured via their heists and sex-capades.who is in constant need of comfort? Harley. She’s not as emotionally strong as her boyfriend is. She’s in need of constant validation of his love--since she’s feeling guilty and unsure of her side relationship with the Joker.who gets more jealous? Harley. Like, this shouldn’t even be a question.who’s most likely to walk out on the other? Dick. And with good reason.who will propose? Dick--Harley’s really big on the traditional type of relationship things.who has the most difficult parents? If either of their parents were alive, Harley’s parents are pretty...interesting. Dad Quinzel is gruff, manly man. Momma Quinzel is slightly alcoholic.who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? Harley because she’s that stereotypical girlfriend who needs to show the world their relationship.who comes up for the other all the time? Dick (Honestly, I had no idea what this was asking soooooo)who hogs the blankets? Harley--she’s a cuddle bug.who gets more sad? Harley. Particularly because of her overwhelming guilt about cheating on her seemingly perfect boyfriend.who is better at cheering the other up? Dick. He rarely if ever lets Harley see him hurt (emotionally of course. Mother fucker comes in all beat up all the time.)who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? Harley because she has to deal with all of the Joker’s bad (and sometimes funny) jokes.who is more streetwise? 50/50. They’re both on separate sides of the spectrum. Dick is the light, “good-guy”. Harley is the dark, “bad-guy”. So they both offer their own experiences with street smarts.who is more wise? Dick--c’mon. Don’t even question this.who’s the shyest? Dick. Harley is ridiculously energetic and outgoing. I don’t think Dick is super reserved, but he’s definitely shy compared to Harley.who boasts about the other more? Dick. Because Harley’s obviously not going to tell the clown that she’s boning about her boyfriend.who sits on who’s lap? Harley sits on Dick’s lap. DUH.
