Mar 8, 2019
leonidas, show us your ass pls
“Now why would I go and show a stranger a thing like that? ...Well, sober. Try again after I’ve had a few and you might be in for some better luck.”
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leonidas, show us your ass pls
“Now why would I go and show a stranger a thing like that? ...Well, sober. Try again after I’ve had a few and you might be in for some better luck.”
to the knight: have you ever felt the sting of jealousy? the whispers of fear that one day, he won't come back?
“No. Not for a second.”
Which of the princes would you like to get close to, Leonidas?
“You make it sound as though I’d have any complaints getting to know any of them better. Always pays to be on the good side of royalty, right? Besides, I like people. Why not get ot meet ‘em all?”
how drunk do we have to get you for you to bend over?
“That’s less dependent on the amount of alcohol I’ve consumed and vastly more related to the person hoping to get me bent over.”
leonidas, are you a butt pirate?
“Well, I have been known to appreciate some fine booty in my various career paths.”