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[nomadicdark]

Leverage Gag Reel: Sentence Starters

95 sentences, mixed bag. Change pronouns as neccisary.

❝ Look who just got the arm-cross first. ❞

❝ I stand like this all the time! ❞

❝ I have the thumb-pockets goin’ on ❞

❝ Why don’t y’ go perm your hair? ❞

❝ Want me to go downstairs and tear his femur out and beat him with it? ❞

❝ Want me to go downstairs and tear his arm off and feed it to him? ❞

❝ Want me to go downstairs and hold him down while [name] fists him? ❞

❝ For you, she’s on double-secret penetration. ❞

*horrifically faking an accent* ❝ Can we go back to de beginning? ❞

❝ Alright everybody listen up. ... . ... . ... ❞

❝ Be that a settlement or jail. ❞

❝ I thought you were going to offer him sex. ❞

❝ The squibbin-blib, I dunno. ❞

❝ Momma’s home, mm-hm, yeah she is~ ❞

❝ Ah! There’s fucking ants everywhere! Hurry up! ❞

❝ You first ... It’s okay, you don’t have to cry. ❞

❝ What’s up, bitches? ❞

❝ Awesome. This is working well. Hi. I’m [Name]. ❞

❝ We need more boxes. ... ... And a lotta luck! ❞

❝ I signed four sets of breasts on the way to my car, three of them were chicks! ❞

❝ Get that for that. ❞

❝ You got a drinking problem there, don’tcha? ❞

*in a state of undress* ❝ The fuck man, seriously? That’s fucking professional, man. ❞

❝ Told you they were back there. ❞

❝ Fuck. I’m so gonna get fired. ❞

❝ What the SHIT, man?! ❞

❝ Sssshoot... That went well. ❞

❝ [Muse Name]? Hi, Chip-- no. That’s not my name. ❞

❝ You make me sound like one of the dwarfs from Lord of the Flies. ... . ... Lord of the Rings. ❞

❝ Oh, ding! I was very -- ❞

❝ Me, definitely, [Muse Name, but horribly fumbles multiple times and gives up]. ❞

*using sock puppet* ❝ Why not? ❞

❝ Yeah, fuck that. ❞ *BLOWS RASPBERRY*

❝ OH SHIT! I MEAN-- SORRY, TO EVery parent and child in her e... ❞

❝ All you gotta do is say ‘earmuffs.’ ❞

❝ Wait wait wa-wa-wa-wait ... I lost my hat. ❞

❝ Excuse me, sir? I wanna know if YOU know what time it is. ❞ *punches muse in the face*

❝ [Muse Name] you’re on the wrong show. ❞

* slurps coffee REALLY loudly *

❝ That’s how y’ exit an elevator, people. ❞

❝ Yeah, that’s my joy at Christmas. Gad, dagonnit. ❞

❝ I’m arresting MYSELF, come on you SCUM! ❞

❝ Jazz hands~ ❞

❝ What’re we gonna do? ❞

❝ We’re gonna convince him that you’re a lying, greedy bitch. ❞

❝ ...THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY! ❞

❝ Hi. I’m [Name], and this is [Muse Name]. We’re here to show you what NOT to do. ❞

❝ You promised me you’d take that suit seriously. ❞

❝ Why yes, my, my Mum-Mum-Mum-- ❞

❝ She’s the challenge. ❞

❝ Oh, fucky ducky! ❞

❝ He wants Golden Globe Boxing! ❞

❝ You’ve spent a disproportionate amount of your life in air ducts. ❞

❝ I’m sorry. ❞

❝ [Muse Name] I’m Agent... . ... . ... ❞

❝ Unlock the godamn door! ❞

❝ I mean isn’t what you do help people when nobody else will? ❞

❝ No. ❞

❝ This is the first time you’ve seen this dress. ❞

❝ Baby’s got back. ❞

❝ Down goes Fraser! ❞

❝ Hips go into the punch, that’s my GIRL! ❞

❝ Stop, don’t teach people how to do that! ❞

❝ You callin’ me a liar? ‘Cause I’ll get ya on this fuckin’ plane and you’ll leave RIGHT now. ❞

❝ There’s a sub foundation for the buildings up above, you’re gonna-- You’re lookin at-- another go from me, ‘cause I just fucked up. ❞

❝ Unless you can lead-- unless you can read lips-- ❞

❝ Oh, Charlie... ❞

❝ What’s up boo, how you livin’? ❞

❝ When her mother passed, she -- fudge. ❞

❝ I don’t need no grill, I get my chicken from Popeye’s, 2.99 a bucket, what’s up? ❞

❝ He’s... Something. I blame [Muse Name]. ❞

❝ We looked EVERYWHERE, okay, from the farm- p-p-part-- Fuck. ❞

❝ These are the guy the people wssuwnpupupu? ❞

❝ What’s up [Muse Name]?~ ❞

❝ I can’t enjoy an orange soda?! ❞

❝ Well, then bring on the dancing [Muse Name]s! ❞

❝ Your husband’s video provided. Leverage. ❞

❝ Mattié used-- oh, fuck. ❞

❝ It’s okay. I got you some help. ❞

❝ Oh, thank god! I didn’t think black people existed in Portland, Oregon! I’m so happy to see you! ❞

❝ Of the cova-- fu-fu-fuga-- Fuckalola. ❞

❝ Hey baby, candy shop’s open, you in? ❞

❝ Donuts. Grumpy Santa pants. Chicken sticks. Gumdrops. Snowflake alley. My pants. ❞

❝ Hi. Welcome to my diner. Black Noodles. Mmm. ❞

❝ No, I will NOT play with your cock, Miss. ❞

❝ Teach me how to dance, teach me- teach me how to dance. ❞

❝ What’d you mean? ❞

❝ What I mean is; how’d you like a job? ❞

❝ I’m not picking up what you’re laying down. ❞

❝ Did you sell me out to FBI? Or CIA? ❞

❝ Why would I lie to you? ❞

❝ You have lying eyes-- you have a lying face. ❞

❝ ...I don’t feel like it. ❞

❝ You know who we CAN con? His parent. Their parents. A parent. Apparently. ❞

❝ A horse is a horse of course of course~ ❞

[nomadicdark]

People think I’m the cute one. The girly one. Oh, sweet little adorable Amy Rose? Wonder what kind of cake she’s baking today? Well I blend in buddy, but I carry a big hammer, and I never forget! Do you know what I do to my enemies? I crush them, and I eat them for breakfast, even after I already ate breakfast, and brunch! So, do not push me, and don’t mess with my friends!

Amy Rose (“Knine-to-Five Knuckles.” Sonic Boom, S. 2 Ep. 16)

[nomadicdark]

❝ [[ S ᴜ ғ ғ ᴇ ʀ ɪ ɴ ɢ ]]  doesn’t  𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢  make you a  𝓱𝒆𝓻𝓸. ❞

       Ｉ   ＮＥＶＥＲ   ｃｌａｉｍｅｄ   ｔｏ   ｂｅ．

[nomadicdark]

Tutorial: GIFs to RP Icons (GIMP)

Everyone’s wondered it at some point: How do I turn animated GIFs into RP icons? Maybe you have a border you want to put on it that you’re not sure how to. Maybe you have a particular color scheme you edit onto your icons that’s harder to do with animations. Either way, this tutorial will show you how to do it!

Keep in mind, this is for GIMP. GIMP is free to download, but make sure your computer has the room for it!

Prep:

First, open up the GIF you want. Click the Rectangular Select Tool, make sure Fixed Aspect Ratio is checked, and have the ratio be 1:1

Make the selection you’d like, then go to Image>Crop to Selection

Before you resize the icon, go to Image>Mode and select RGB instead of Indexed. The reason for this is that Indexed layers get pixelated when scaled, and we don’t want this yet.

Once your image is RGB, go to Image>Scale and scale it to whatever size you use for your icons. I use 120, but the most common one is 100. The Interpolation can be whatever you’d like, but that’s the thing that prevents the icon from getting pixelated.

Border:

Once scaled, make sure all the frames are hidden except the first one. This would be a good time to open up your border.

Paste your boarder in and move it just above the first frame. For best results, make sure your border’s pixels are all either 100% opaque or 0% opaque. No 50%, 25%, 75%, it doesn’t work out. Go to the Select by Color tool, make sure Select transparent areas is checked, and turn the threshold to 0

Click in an area that’s 0% opaque on the boarder layer. This will select all 0% opaque pixels in the boarder. Go to Select>Invert and flip these pixels over.

Once you’ve done this, Right Click the boarder layer and select Merge Down. Make sure you still have your selection up!

One by one, re-show the layers above the first frame. As you’re going up, press the Delete key on your keyboard once for each layer except for the bottom. This will delete the pixels in these frames that would go overtop of and hide the boarder.

Color:

If you have a particular color scheme you use on your icons, this is a great time to do it. Go to Image>Mode and select Indexed

Select Use custom palette and select a palette. Make the Dithering whatever you’d like, but I do not suggest allowing dithering of transparency.

You can make custom palettes that follow the colors you use for your icons, but that’s a whole different tutorial. The easiest way is to take an image with the colors scheme you want, convert it to Indexed, choose Generate optimum palette, and save that in the palette dialogue as whatever name will help you remember. For the basics, this is a good webpage.

Save:

Once your gif uses the palette you want, you should be free and clear! Go to File>Export and export to a .gif file

In the popup dialogue, check As Animation, change the Disposal to Cumulative/Combine, and check Use disposal entered above for all frames. Interlace, GIF Comment, and Delay can be whatever you like, it doesn’t effect the border or colors

And you’re done!

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[nomadicdark]

This Mun is ALWAYS open to Fight Threads

Want to talk about it first? YES!

Want your character to throw a punch at mine without warning? HOO BOY!

Want your muse teaming up with mine against an enemy? GO FOR IT!

Want your muse to be possessed/controlled/ect and fighting mine against their will? GIVE IT TO ME!

I don’t care if we’ve never interacted and you give me no warning! As long as you don’t god-mod a fight, I am ALL for it!

[nomadicdark]

If you follow me but we don’t interact, that’s okay!

Sometimes muses just don’t click well.

Sometimes the writing style is difficult for the muns.

Sometimes we share a muse and you like the musings/photos posted.

Sometimes you may just like to read threads instead of partaking.

And all of this is a-okay! If you like seeing my blog on your dashboard, I’m glad to make your day a little brighter! 💌

[nomadicdark]

--- 𝔐𝔞𝔯𝑦𝔞  𝓗𝔬𝔯𝔫𝔟𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯

       [insp.]

[nomadicdark]

When 𝕪𝕠𝕦❜𝕧𝕖 done  ║  the things 𝕀❜𝕧𝕖 done,

             there’s   Ｎ Ｏ   such thing

                               𝕒𝕤

                ❝  P A R A N O I A . ❞