where my cookies at tho // @thatmustbe
Ernst had decided that today he was in a sick rebellious mood. He had been blasting Rick Astley songs all morning, ignoring his brothers’ claims that ‘you don’t even like Rick Astley!’ They didn’t understand, not like he did. When you believe in a cause, you are willing to sacrifice your listening experience.
He reached back into his bag of crisps and pulled out his phone, (damn, how did that get there?) he sent a text to Ilse, just for the sake of it. < [5/6 03:14PM] huger nerd than melchior : hey babe ; ) did u hear that i got a sick date w wendla???? ya well dw its not too late fr u to dump moritz for dis hot piece of idk tea????? idk ass sounds weird why would an ass be hot unless ur melchior haha jk no homo > After sending his sick text, he was shocked to find they were all gone. Luckily, he had his phone on hand to call his mother, who was in the kitchen; he dialled her number with haste, this was urgent.
“Mommy?” She told him to turn down the music, typical... even though the house is large enough to ignore it, the non-believers of Rick Astley will never understand. “Okay I can’t I’m in my rick haha, get it? Rick, like, instead of sick? anyway no but for real, I’m in my sick rebellious mood and I can’t- What do you mean you can hear it in the kitchen the house is huge just block it out Jesus. ANYWAY,” His straight, stern voice, (because he’s straight) should get across to his heathen mother. “I’m out of crisps can you bring some up please? No I can’t go down because Dominik said he’d beat me up if I didn’t turn it down and I don’t want to leave my room. Thanks mommy love you bye bye bye bye bye.”
After she left, he started his plan, to convert the world to Rick Astley-ism; except Georg, he wouldn’t name his hamster Frank, and there is no forgiveness in the eyes of the Lord for an act such as that. Soon, he would have damn, was that the door? It must have been Martha. He grabbed his house keys and went out to the balcony, climbing down the trellis (okay, maybe he fell halfway down, but that was besides the point) No getting beaten up today, haha... nice... He ran around the house, to the front door; damn was he unhealthy, how was he out of breath after that? “Martha! Hey! Hello!” He unlocked the door, gesturing for her to go in first. “I heard you at the door so I jumped out my window to let you in!”