would u hate me if i said i want all the texts
❋ for a hopeful text
( ✉ → aquaman ) don't worryyyy i'm pretty sure stan lee got your letter.
( ✉ → aquaman ) he's probably just working on something nicer, like you know, give some woman her big break after half a century. nbd.
☆ for a longing + affectionate text
( owl ) yeonsoo is asking for my owl to send you a letter about how much she misses you and how you smell so nice 24/7 even if you're a boy. yeah, she totally said that.
☼ for a joking text
( ✉ → tuna feast ) oppapar you know you just sent me nudes right
( ✉ → tuna feast ) how am i supposed to send my vomit in a text for you now? ★~(◠﹏◕✿)
☺ for a complimentary text
( owl ) heard you got off the bed without falling on your face this morning. congrats, captain!
♣ for a gossipy text
( owl ) i just caught you know who going in your common room. watch out for amai please!!!
✳ for a holiday text
( owl ) are you still at hogwarts, loser? i left your gift under your bed, beside the dirty socks. but they are now clean, so you owe me two gifts, yes?
merry christmas!
✂ for a worried text about the receiver
( ✉ → captain hufflepuff ) i'm busting in your door in five minutes, protect your eyes and any cavity that can bleed pls.
♬ for a fangirl/boy gushing text
( owl ) I AM GOING TO CALI TO MEET BUCKY BARNES AND THE HULK AND THOR OPPA HELP ME PICK A COSTUME
☢ for a snarky + crass text
( owl ) you know, i just heard something and i'm about to debate if you are a loser or not. guess what side of the argumentation is winning.
╰☆╮ for a paranormal or conspiracy text
( howler ) excuuuuse me but who said genderswap marvel, especially argasdians, characters are nae as well as the "normal ones"? 'm so ready to kick some dumb bums around like right now.
⌨ for an advisory text
( ✉ → mark kohai ) yeonsoo was the one to cook the last batch of gingerbread cookies beware
( ✉ → mark kohai ) delete this im
( ✉ → mark kohai ) ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION SHE JUST S













