#@micah

[mannerite-moved]

*releases spores*

(slurps up all the spores) wow, thanks for the snack, Y/N!

[mannerite-moved]

*jaws theme as i approach ur inbox*

Can we shits

[mannerite-moved]

@nipton big love vs slurp... choose ur fighter

[mannerite-moved]

snakes fat nuts *shoves this message into a bottle and sends it across the ocean 2 u*

micah please doxx urself so i can send u this as a handwritten note in real life

[bradparkerontour]

[knocking on Micah's door]  Hey...er.. it's Brad

[bradparkerontour]

Text: @Micah

Text: This message is long distance . Long distances charges do apply. Will you accept the charges? 

Brad: Hey I'm in New York right now!

Brad: I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of you

Brad: I mean, I guess I miss you a little bit? We don't really talk anymore and I'm not sure why.

[mylesadler-blog]

Conquering Hero Application form:

Name: Myles Adler

Date of birth: May 10th 1996

Hometown: Portland

Hobbies: mechanics, planning, going to social events etc.

What would you say makes you suitable to be under consideration for this position?: uh well I think you're cool? And I'd like to help you have a little bit of fun

How many women would you say you've been with in the past?: Uhhh... a few?

What would you say is your strongest trait?: My love for life and my desire to make life exciting

Are you capable of real commitment?:I've been fooling around for so long..it might be nice to settle down a little bit. Yeah.

Are you willing to accept that Harvey always comes first?

I wouldn't want or expect it to be any other way.

Please include your phone number, as well as a self portrait so that you can be contacted should you be accepted for this position.

368-427-8191