Hello there! Don't mind me, but I'm just a jock who finds you very very awesome. I made extra cookies by accident. Would you like to have one?
—I s’pose one or two wouldn’t hurt. Maybe you jocks ain’t all that bad after all, huh? You’re pretty flash yourself, I guess.
(Don’t let his attempts at seeming nonchalant fool you. There was zero possibility of him ever turning down this offer. Johnny V being offered homemade baked goods, with no strings attached? Absolute match made in heaven.)
















