NAME: Sans Serif. If he tells you any other last names he’s probably fucking with you.
NICKNAME: Rawhide.
REASON FOR NAME: Who fucking knows, not him.
BIRTHDAY: January 6th
AGE: 26.
GENDER: not really, no
PLACE OF BIRTH: Off in the Underground somewhere. Probably Hotland,
PLACES LIVED SINCE: Hotland, Waterfall, Snowdin, The Literal Void.
PARENTS’ NAMES, BACKGROUNDS, AND OCCUPATIONS
NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: Just Papyrus.
RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY: Kinda. Isolated. Papyrus became very busy on the surface being Mascot of All Monsters/Frisk’s Bodyguard. Rawhide hasn’t seen his papyrus in a good couple of years.
HAPPIEST MEMORY: ???
CHILDHOOD TRAUMA: Becoming Basically An Amalgamate But Not As Melty (yet)
CHILDREN OF THEIR OWN: Fuck No
RELATIONSHIP?: single and Glad to be that way
PHYSICAL
HEIGHT: 5′4″
WEIGHT: this fatass weights 830 pounds. Magic.
BUILD: Bones, bones, and also bones.
NATIONALITY: cave-dweller. Bad at talking to people. His ebott is in Wisconsin so American if you really want to.
DISABILITIES: Not...a whole lot actually. Tries to avoid fighting, if at all possible. Trips over his own two feet. Gets Melty Sometimes.
COMPLEXION: pale as bleached bones.
FACE SHAPE: Hyena-ish?
DISTINGUISHING FACIAL FEATURES: basically a weird dragon-hyena thing. Blind in his right eye because of the massive crack in it. Missing both of his large canines,
HAIR COLOR: hahahahahaha
EYE COLOR: white??? sometime Blue and Yellow and White.
GLASSES/CONTACTS: Has Glasses.
...they don’t fit anymore.
STYLE OF DRESS: anything baggy and comfortable. Sometimes tank tops.
HEALTH: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
he accidentally hurts himself like Constantly it’s a miracle he hasn’t died yet.
GROOMING: not good.
JEWELRY, TATTOOS, PIERCINGS: nah.
ACCENT: ...growling?
PHYSICAL HABITS: swaying back and forth when standing, fiddling with his hands. kneading at blankets....hoarding. Laying on whoever is available to be laid on;
INTELLECT
LEVEL OF EDUCATION: ???????????? at least graduated high school.
LEVEL OF SELF ESTEEM: fucking awful, please validate him,
TALENTS: climbing, eating, Not Eating, Not Dying, Dying, Becoming (basically) Immortal-
SHORTCOMINGS: lazy as fuck, can Trust people Far Too Easily, Bad At Communicating. Forgives People he cares about Way Too Easily, can be Super Fuckign Clingy.
STYLE OF SPEECH: uh. gr o w lin g????
ARTISTIC/MATHEMATICAL: mostly math..
MAKES DECISIONS ON EMOTION OR LOGIC: Super Fucking Impulsive, so Emotion i Guess.
LIFE PHILOSOPHY: not like there was Any Fucking Point in Dying Anyway
RELIGIOUS STANCE: Nihilistic.
CAUTIOUS/DARING: Cautious. ish.
EXTROVERT/INTROVERT: Introvert, mostly. kinda. jumped on the last couple of people who came to Flaps’ house.
LEVEL OF COMFORT WITH TECHNOLOGY: … Comfortable???
RELATIONSHIPS
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single.
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Asexual.Akoiromantic.
PAST RELATIONSHIPS: Dated his Grilllby once. It uh...didn’t work out.
PRIMARY REASON FOR BEING BROKEN UP WITH: He just Isnt Really Comfortable with Romantic Relationships. Gets Super fuckin Stressed over like. Obligations of going out with someone?
PRIMARY REASON FOR BREAKING UP WITH PEOPLE: ^^^
LEVEL OF SEXUAL EXPERIENCE: None. Not interested.
STORY OF LOSS OF VIRGINITY: hahahahahahhaahaha he still is one.
MOST COMFORTABLE AROUND WHO: Lazy, Flaps, SP, Prophet, Maestro...Carmen, apparently.
OLDEST FRIEND: if Papyrus doesn’t count? uh....
HOW DO THEY THINK OTHERS PERCEIVE THEM: who fucking knows.
HOW DO OTHERS ACTUALLY PERCEIVE THEM: UH. I ACTUALLY DONT KNOW.
VOCATION
PROFESSION: Magic Bullshit. Briefly worked with the Royal Scientist W.D. Gaster. Currently works with Dr. Alphys on the effects of...whatever he is now.
PAST / CURRENT OCCUPATION(S): Assistant to the Royal Scientist, Sentry, Hot Dog Vendor, Test Subject.
PASSIONS: Science, comedy, snuggling, People He Cares About Having Something Nice Happen To Them.
ATTITUDE TOWARDS CURRENT JOB: what job lmfao
ATTITUDE TOWARDS CURRENT COWORKERS/BOSSES/EMPLOYEES: kinda need a job for those
SALARY: food i guess
SECRETS
LIFE GOALS: maybe one day being a Normal Goddamn Sans again.
DREAMS: Learning to talk again. Not having Argos take over when he falls asleep sometimes. ...not being in a perpetual “my-soul-is-about-to-shatter-but-just-cant-quite-just-yet” state.
GREATEST FEARS: His friends leaving permanently, whether by accident or on purpose. Having people treat him like an animal.
...being forgotten.
MOST ASHAMED OF: Argos moments.
COMPULSIONS: whatever fucking comes to him, i dont plan this shit. laying on people??? fuck if i know.
OBSESSIONS: Missing memories. his Fused Fingers bother him to No End.
SECRET HOBBIES: doodling, hoarding,
SECRET SKILLS: Cant actually die unless you aim for his Souls specifically. Will start just. melting if he takes enough damage, which then gives him that Wonderful Amalgamate Immortality.
CRIMES COMMITTED: child murder
WHAT THEY MOST WANT TO CHANGE ABOUT THEIR CURRENT LIFE: maybe actually do something useful instead of being a lump
WHAT DO THEY MOST WANT TO CHANGE ABOUT THEIR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: Like Basically Everything
DETAILS
DAILY ROUTINE: Sleeping. Laying on someone. Maybe Eating.
NIGHT OWL OR EARLY BIRD: Night owl.
LIGHT OR HEAVY SLEEPER: Sleeps like a fucking Rock.
FAVORITE FOOD: He eats too much pasta to really like it anymore. Isn’t really fond of how wild Argos gets when he eats steak. Probably just. chips i guess.
LEAST FAVORITE FOOD: ^^^
FAVORITE MOVIES: dragon movies where the dragons arent just Big Bads. HTTYD and shit.
LEAST FAVORITE MOVIES: Soap box, slasher, most romance movies.
FAVORITE MUSIC: swing and electro swing, lindsey stirling, regina spektor, a Lot of movie and game soundtracks.
LEAST FAVORITE MUSIC: hard rock or screamo.
COFFEE OR TEA: coffee. tea is nasty
CRUNCHY OR SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER: Smooth. Both get stuck to the roof of his mouth.
LEFTY OR RIGHTY: left.
FAVORITE COLOR: warm browns and greys. green.
CUSSER: fuck yeah.
SMOKER/DRINKER/DRUG USER: fuck no
BIGGEST REGRET: ...almost hurting his brother after the Incident.
PETS: His blasters, technically. Huginn, his void-crow. thing.
[Small Announcement before i go pass out, but!! tomorrow I have an appointment to go find out whether or not i actually have depression. yay me. so, at some point tomorrow i might disappear for a while.]
[7/2/2016 9:56:53 PM] {Helios} Taylor: headtilts
seeing-guide AIs for blind aliens???
[7/2/2016 9:58:50 PM | Edited 9:58:58 PM] {Helios} Taylor: seeing-eye helios - hope you're ready for seeing the world through the eyes of a tired teacher.
