#{ mp }

[rpfisfine]

[queermania]

just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people

[rpfwasfine]

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

[moffpup]

went to Me island and I was there yesss

[hyunpic]

these types of tweets make me feel like a celebrity who has fake death announcement every two weeks

[theartofangirling]

just because elphaba is gay doesn't mean she's a friend of dorothy. in fact,

[asleepinawell]

daily pep talk i give myself