{@laytoniisms}
“EVER NOTICED HOW 99% OF THE TIME, WHENEVER SOMETHING RANDOMLY APPEARS IN THE SKY AND PEOPLE DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS, THE GOVERNMENT INSTANTLY COVERS IT UP AS “MILITARY PROJECT”? I THINK THAT’S SOME SUSPICIOUS JUNK, RIGHT THERE.”
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{@laytoniisms}
“EVER NOTICED HOW 99% OF THE TIME, WHENEVER SOMETHING RANDOMLY APPEARS IN THE SKY AND PEOPLE DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS, THE GOVERNMENT INSTANTLY COVERS IT UP AS “MILITARY PROJECT”? I THINK THAT’S SOME SUSPICIOUS JUNK, RIGHT THERE.”
{@smolblondellama}
“HEY!!!! KID!!!! KIDDO. LLAMA. SMALL CHILD!!!!! YOU WANT A HINT????? WILL’S TICKLISH.”
{@superxcreep}
“WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I TURNED YOU COMPLETELY INSIDE OUT???? JUST A QUESTION. FOR A FRIEND. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF TURNING YOU INSIDE OUT. I’M JUST CURIOUS AS TO HOW YOU’D FEEL ON THE MANNER. YEESH- WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOUR TOENAILS? THAT SURE WOULDN’T BE PLEASANT.”
{@crystal-bunnies}
“-YOU REMIND ME OF ONE OF MY BUSINESS PARTNERS- LET ME GUESS!!!!! YOU, THE GUARDIAN OF JUSTICE, SAILOR MOON, ARE OPPOSED TO THE WHOLE IDEA OF THE APOCALYPSE???? TELL ME I’M RIGHT!!!!! I’M USUALLY RIGHT.”
{@trustingtwin}
GOLLY GEE WHILLICKERS, THE APOCALYPSE SURE WAS A GOOD TIME.
Bill was having. Simply a blast. Everything was burning, people were dying, and Space Jam was playing in the background. Pretty good, Cipher. Pretty good.
Except- The Pines. They’d likely try to STOP HIM, why would they want to squash his FUN like that? It was just a party- Just a good time- the apocalypse was just.... a side effect, really- but they wouldn’t believe that.
But perhaps they’d believe Mabel.
Returning to the spot where he had left her asleep, Bill trained his eye on her, and snapped his fingers- allowing her to wake up.
“RISE AND SHINE SHOOTING STAR!! YOU’RE MISSING THE APOCALYPSE, KIDDO!!”
{@nomiconn}
“YOU KNOW. I’VE NEVER CARED MUCH FOR BOOKS.”
{@mothermal}
“HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW FAR BACKWARDS AN ARM CAN BEND? SO HAVE I!!!! HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE BEFORE LEFTY HERE SNAPS??? I WONDER IF RIGHTY COULD LAST LONGER!!!!”
{multifxrious}
“I JUST SHAVED MY LEGS. FEEL HOW SMOOTH THEY ARE.”