@webxfshame // starter call
Reaching for the rung of a ladder, he concentrated on climbing, ascending as fast as he could whilst looking over his shoulder. Ever vigilant, it was an inevitability that his latest caper would garner attention, a development that meant the world to a showboating fraud like himself. All that he needed to do was reach the roof, call in an extraction, and he'd be home free. But alas, in a city stuffed with so many annoying heroes, the chances of such a notion coming to pass were not just slim -- they didn't exist!!!
"Bonjour, Spider-Man! Your reputation precedes you!" Feigned accent marring each syllable, the thief, despite himself, welcomed the hero as he came upon the scene. Delighted to have crossed paths with the eponymous wallcrawler, when Fantomex reached the topmost rung of the ladder, he adjusted his grip so that he could turn around, his body dangling freely from it as he strained to get a good look at the bug -- make him the subject of their conversation, rather than his act of thievery.
"A vintage costume of yours fetched me a pretty penny on the black market a while back. Is it true that there are so many more of your fellow Spiders slinging around the place these days?" His chest heaved with a hearty chuckle, already envisioning the potential of making a quick buck. "I must see if any of your friends wouldn't mind if I lightened them of their old costumes! Très excitant!"