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he was bracing himself for bad news

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal

The face of a man who thinks he's about to hear his boyfriend explain the word fuckbuddy to his mom

he was down SO BAD IMMEDIATELY

Yes, the fics where Ilya goes to Shane's game in his jersey are cute and romantic. But why has no one even considered:

”genetic” girl WHATEVERRRRR

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

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