#{memes;;}

[melancholicblossom]

[biff-adventurer]

Last line

With a tongue betraying a noble upbringing, he whispered to Severian. “It’s quite cozy here, my love.”

written for an rp that will happen tonight! it's the last thing i sat down and thoughtfully wrote lol

Tagged by @sundered-souls thank you so much!! Tagging: @safert0fu @escherstrange-ffxiv @ffamuran @spotofmummery & anyone who hasn't gotten to do it yet!

[millionsnife]

out of context discord statements; pt 1

shit that’s been said in one of my many discord servers, whether in conversation or shared in out of context quote channels; edited for clarity/grammer, feel free to edit gendered language as needed! warning for some nsfw quotes mixed in there, swearing, general idiocy

"forget dogwhistling, that’s hollering from the rooftops."

"man created internet therefore it is lawless."

"This gonna take me a second to comprehend, hold up."

“THIS IS MY NO NO SQUARE.”

“why are you wiggling your fingers?”

“at least it’s his fingers.”

"I was emotionally gutted by God's letter opener and it's personal fucking tamagotchi."

"Government funded anime merch kiosk."

"But it's also full of weird bondage anime preteen merch."

"My judgement also cannot be trusted, I once ate sushi with ketchup."

"I am psychically emailing you cosmic bagels."

"Not satanic is exactly what I'd say if I wanted to cover my ass after selling something that was definitely possessed by a sheep demon."

"I will now eat half a dozen bratwurst."

"Jesus didn’t sanction this one."

"Monkey brain say this time, stew will not be poison."

"I hear the smacksmack of suffering."

"I have decided to commit homicide."

"You gotta nope the fuck out."

"He bondage murdered Christ's fursona. You're welcome."

"The white witch was a dominatrix and she was mad Aslan wouldn't submit to her."

"At the least she was portrayed with a description befitting a brothel madame."

"i will be murdered, its fine."

"in unrelated news world's oldest cannibalism case has been revealed in trilobite fossils."

"if i pour enough redbull and techno into my meatsuit i will be able to call out god on twitter."

"chugging two redbull was a bad idea, i am now simping but faster."

"I'M TOO BUSY FISTING GODS."

"If I need bail money I'll call you."

"due to possibly related events, i'm now watching gackt's pussy fingering exercise videos on youtube."

"we just rely on an economy of people walking through gates."

"[name], the chests are not Ohana. We can leave them behind."

"breaking news, trees are illiterate."

"i'm immune to vore."

"You ever accidentally sign a contract with your tongue?"

"Some years the fate of the goat was unexplained, such as in 1973, 1975 and 1977."

"They're waterboarding plants in that building!"

"the seductive allure of 1,000 piece puzzles."

"ok lube him up."

"I am positive a Slenderman qualifies as some kind of code violation."

"I legally cannot tell you the fun fact. It's THAT fun."

"cucumbers are basically like if toddlers were plants."

[axgmented]

for each 💋 ill write a nsfw headcanon about my muse.

[kyouminaine]

CHARACTER STATISTICS.

* 𝙵𝙰𝙲𝙴 𝙲𝙻𝙰𝙸𝙼 :  Himself (icons vary from the games, movie, crossovers, and doujinshi) * 𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴 : Cloud Strife * 𝙰𝙶𝙴 : 24+ (default) ; age varies according to timeline * 𝙷𝙴𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 : 5′7″  * 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙴𝚂 : Human * 𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁 : Male * 𝙽𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚈 : Nibelheim * 𝙱𝙸𝚁𝚃𝙷𝙳𝙰𝚈 : August 11 * 𝚂𝚄𝙽 𝚂𝙸𝙶𝙽 :  Leo * 𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 :  Midgar Edge (default) ; residence varies according to timeline * 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙰𝙻 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂 :  Single ; (rp-related ships exist) * 𝙰𝙻𝙸𝙶𝙽𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃 : Neutral * 𝙳𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙺 : Water, liquor (for those long work days) * 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝙳 : Anything homemade (preferably by Tifa) * 𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝙾𝚁 𝙽𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 : Evening/Night (when he gets to return home to his family) * 𝚂𝙽𝙰𝙲𝙺𝚂 : Anything * 𝙿𝙴𝚃 : Viribus (gold chocobo) * 𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙾𝚄𝚁 : Black, dark blue * 𝙵𝙻𝙾𝚆𝙴𝚁 : Chrysanthemums (irregular) * 𝚂𝙴𝚇𝚄𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚈 : Bi * 𝙱𝙾𝙳𝚈 𝚃𝚈𝙿𝙴 : Athletic (slim build, rectangular frame) * 𝙴𝚈𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙾𝚁 :  Blue with hints of green surrounding his pupils (mako infusion) * 𝙷𝙰𝙸𝚁 𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙾𝚁 : Blond

Tagged by: @seraphichor  Tagging: whoever wants to (tag me if you want me to see!)

[applxhead]

Can you fight god?

“ Me would like to ask why, but me is also sure me would not like the answer. “

Tagged by: Stolen from: @waspandr​

Tagging: @mukudo​, @mystflame​/@rcdthread, @kenpxchi​, and anyone who wants to do it !

[xaksu]

What is your seduction style?

The Charismatic

You're beyond seductive, you're downright magnetic! You life live and approach seduction on a grand scale. You have an inner self confidence and energy that most people lack It's these talents that make you seem extraordinary - and you truly are!

tagged by: @skyfallenxsoldier​ tagging: YOU