Jul 22
If you were trapped on a deserted island, what are the three things you'd want to have with you?
A picture of my pops.
A jump rope.
A flare gun with a box full of flares, so I could get off the motherfucker.
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If you were trapped on a deserted island, what are the three things you'd want to have with you?
A picture of my pops.
A jump rope.
A flare gun with a box full of flares, so I could get off the motherfucker.
Have you seen the lobster statues? Where do you think they came from?
There's lobster statues? Really? Is this town just one big cult? I have not seen the lobster statues...Maybe the Great and Mystical Lobster God from Lostranus dropped them down from the sky alerting people to his future coming when one day all would be one with two claws and hard shells. But jokes on him, because once the ozone is depleted all lobster people will boil! Mwahahahaaaaaa!
Oh shit. What was the question again?
What's something you regret?
Not treating myself to that $200 steak in Rio 2 years ago, when I had the chance.
Wouldn't you like to know? Right now, a whole fucking lot.
If you could only wear one pair of shoes for the rest of your life what are you choosing? Why?
These bad boys. I've had them for a while now, so they're starting to look a little rough, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
FMK Waffles pancakes bagels
Oh man. Really?!
Fuck - Waffles. They have multiple syrup holes. Marry - Pancakes. A pancake has never done me wrong, and it never will. Kill - Bagels. I'm well aware that bagels have holes too, so don't @ me, but a bagel is just gross, especially when they're stale. I never could get on the bagel train when all my fellow wrestlers would obsess over them. It was like chewing on dry cardboard when crafty would put them out so early and leave them there all damn day.
complain about your third @ !
@constanquence - I hate this question. How am I supposed to complain about somebody that took care of me after...fuuuuucccckkkk.
Constance is so mean, she makes the best tea when you're freezing to death. And she's such a horrible human that she gave me a place to stay when I had nowhere else to go. Gahhhh, I hate her.
So how's wrestling life treating you?
Wrestling life? Grayface, you must have me mistaken with somebody else. Flattered you think I look like a wrestler though.
What's your favorite bird?
Bird? Um I like that one that sounds like a machine gun. I think that's cool as hell. I have like this thing about Goldfinches...I think that's what they're called. I like their sound because it's so familiar to me. Like I had a dream of camping out in the woods of Oregon with my parents, and my mom telling me about Goldfinches for some reason. I don't know...That's lame as fuck. Don't write that Jasper.