#{npcposting}

[enbydust]

I’m like an npc, if you talk to me it’s a 50% chance I’ll have a coherent conversation or repeat the same uninteresting thing over and over.

[the-most-humble-blog]

“We’re not disagreeing. We’re just bored and you’re funny when you flinch.”

Wanna know a secret?...

> Half of the internet doesn’t hate you.

We agree with you. More times you would think.

YET

We just like poking you because it’s fun watching you write 10k-word threads about emotional labor over a meme someone posted on their smoke break.

It’s not justice. It’s a digital playground.

You got roasted. You flinched.

Now you’re content.

We don’t hate you. But your meltdown made us horny.

Keep screaming.

[solarsentry]

HELLO CHAT IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY (be nice to me it’s the law /j)

Have some really wonky edits of the npcs :)

SEND BIRTHDAY ASKS AND I’LL ANSWER THEM (trust 🙏🏻)

[transurgender]

whatever they did wrong with childe they 100% did right with enjou. childe wants to fight and I bite him like a rabid dog (derogatory) enjou wants to fight and I bite him like an over-excited puppy (affectionate)

[priceofliberty]

I like shorts. They’re comfy and easy to wear.