Aug 17, 2023
I’m like an npc, if you talk to me it’s a 50% chance I’ll have a coherent conversation or repeat the same uninteresting thing over and over.
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I’m like an npc, if you talk to me it’s a 50% chance I’ll have a coherent conversation or repeat the same uninteresting thing over and over.
“We’re not disagreeing. We’re just bored and you’re funny when you flinch.”
Wanna know a secret?...
> Half of the internet doesn’t hate you.
We agree with you. More times you would think.
YET
We just like poking you because it’s fun watching you write 10k-word threads about emotional labor over a meme someone posted on their smoke break.
It’s not justice. It’s a digital playground.
You got roasted. You flinched.
Now you’re content.
We don’t hate you. But your meltdown made us horny.
Keep screaming.
HELLO CHAT IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY (be nice to me it’s the law /j)
Have some really wonky edits of the npcs :)
SEND BIRTHDAY ASKS AND I’LL ANSWER THEM (trust 🙏🏻)
whatever they did wrong with childe they 100% did right with enjou. childe wants to fight and I bite him like a rabid dog (derogatory) enjou wants to fight and I bite him like an over-excited puppy (affectionate)
I like shorts. They’re comfy and easy to wear.
With a CAR you can travel super fast! It's way faster than using a BIKE.
when I see my boy walk into my room quicksavr and then start casting his two handed spell with a five second animation he can’t move during I know he’s about to blast my ass to high heaven