#{self portrait}-{count lucio}

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@arcxus-of-altihex liked for a starter

“Cassius?” The odd name rolled off the count’s tongue as he tested it out. The being that the name belonged to was equally strange looking, though not in a bad way in Lucio’s eyes. In fact the white haired horned man was unrealistically beautiful. Couldn’t let that show and give the other an advantage, Lucio needed to keep the high ground.

“So why have you strutted into my home like you own the damn place? More so why did the guards allow you past the gate to begin with?!” Lucio asked, the second question being directed to his guards with a harsh glare. “Well?” He looked back to the uninvited guest.

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((Lucio’s fucking golden arm is so damn complicated to draw, two hours trying to outline it... anyway heres a lil preview of what I’ve been up to for the past week))

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@nevivon-doctor liked for a starter

“There’s my favorite doctor~” Lucio said as he strode into the palace library where he often found Julian studying. He carried a new large black leather medical bag and set it on the table. “The medical equipment I had imported for you just arrived. Even got something extra~” He grinned and opened the bag of tools. Taking out a jar of a few giant black leaches and presented it to Julian with a big grin. “You’re always rambling about leaches, so I got you these. The merchant said they were pretty rare, cost a hundred coin just for those five.”

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Diablo smacks your ass and scoops you into his arms, purring in your ear softly "hello my dearest count, are you prepared for the special night i have planned for you" he smiled "i dont believe in valentines day but i do believe i can make you happy for today~"

@ask-arcana-devil

Lucio let out a startled yelp when his ass was smacked and was snatched up off the ground. It was startling for a second until he realized it was the devil of the major arcana. A blush instantly tinted his face as the tall anthropomorphic goat spoke and nuzzled at him.

“I- yes, some time with you would make me happy Diablo.” Lucio responded and leaned against the devil, enjoying how the soft white fur felt against his skin.

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“I am very disappointed I did not receive ANY valentines gifts. As punishment I’m raising taxes to buy myself stuff since all of you wanted to be selfish and not love me.”

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I need this RP now

I’d like to have an rp where someone gets Lucio a white baby goat as like a prank gift to make fun of him. But joke’s on them, Lucio loves the baby goat and he takes it everywhere with him and the goat thinks its a dog because it likes to cuddle up with Mercedes and Melchior. Lucio will name the goat Mephistopheles. 

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Starter Call

I live, Bitch.

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Give me some fucking attention!

-The count puts emphasis on fucking as he means that in the literal sense-