#| wishlist.

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thing i want for crow threads:

finding out anathe.ma and newt knew each other for less than a day before getting together and mildly losing their mind and vent in a thinly veiled manner about them and az

being upset about bad things happening and working with demons who enjoy the bad things happening

particularly that week-long drinking binge about the spanish inquisition

generally just Loving People

God sucks ok........

being upset about one of their humans passing away

“listen angel if an old lesbian comes in here talking about me, believe nothing she says”

give az a plant as a gift.................

tries to cook az a meal by hand just to try but Cannot Cook

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been obsessed with star.dew val.ley for a few days now, and now i'm thinking:

what if dark inherited the farm? OKAY SO he probably wouldn't help build the town back up, because it's dark, and he's a selfish being at his core. though, nor would he be willing to aid joja in handing the community center to morris. because he left that shit behind and wants them far away from him.

given his spiritual beliefs he'd definitely grow a lot of plants and treat it like a giant garden for his own personal use. he wouldn't raise animals, though he'd adopt a couple of pets.

he WOULD befriend villagers that probably would benefit him in some way. abigail, for her sense of adventure. he'd drag her into the mines him and force her to get into shape. emily, for her beliefs. she'd be a kindred spirit and someone he could relate to. leah, because she has a huge respect for nature, and dark would appreciate that.

definitely the wizard (and witch) for obvious reasons. MAYBE sebastian because dark is gay and needs a man to dote on.

everyone else he'd probably ignore unless they gave him a reason to befriend them.

I SHOULD MAKE A SAVE FILE FOR HIM THOUGH. this would be stupidly fun.

anyway. i should make an au for this.

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i'm watching a friend play dy.ing light beast, and i'm now trying to think about how dark would handle a post apocalyptic scenario.

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current thread idea i'd love:

i'd like for dark, who's most likely an english-speaking entity, to experience a language barrier with someone else's muse.

as intelligent as he is, dark doesn't know many other languages, or any for that matter. he's never taken the time to learn, he's never thought about it before. which is why it'd be fun for him to bump into someone he can't understand, and not have any clue how to navigate it.

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man.

i would love for more people to make AvA/AvM blogs. give me all the stick figures so i can throw dark at them.

especially chosen because please.

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WISHLIST -

i am currently obsessed with TMNT (2003 movie) and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012).

I would LOVE an au/crossover verse where dark finds himself in new york and wants to mess with these rising heroes/be a villain, but he's just a menace and ends up hating the kraang just as much.

[mercymedic]

listen i just woke up but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE... i need a dynamic where some guy is just way more into angie than she is with him. probably a one night stand or a past fwb or something, and it wasnt like. amazing s*x (in her opinion), she just needed stress relief but now shes' got regrets,, bcz he keeps comin back around and she's just kind of exasperated but he's insistent on just existing in her life. why, u ask? bcz it would be funny-