4 Days Gone: Diary 2/?
I’ve been watching the news as often as I can, happy to see that I am still the main item every night. FIND AMAZING AMY, the posters and the screens read. Though they are searching for the wrong person, perhaps someone ought to tell them. Amazing Amy was never me. She was the sister I never had. The fictitious twin my parents invented who would be one step ahead of me at all times. Compared to Amazing Amy, I was a disappointment. I fail at something and in the next book she has mastered it. I was not that girl. I was their second favorite daughter. Which is a real kick in the teeth when you're an only child.
Yet there my parents stand, teary-eyed, pleading with all of America to find their daughter - Amazing Amy. It’s their own fault. They will never find that girl. I can’t help but wonder if they are worried for themselves. It will be difficult for them to write anything new now that I am ‘dead’. People may think it’s insensitive. Then again, they might prove me wrong. Give me a dedication in their next release.
Amazing Amy goes Missing!
or perhaps....
Amazing Amy and the Mysterious Murder!