Mar 2
Incorrect Quotes from Defaced, Episode 7
90% of today's episode is brought to you by Guy Ritchie's film The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare.
CW: Reference to violence.
*Holmes and Marcus Jones/Thomas Dubois are scouting in Persia* Holmes: Our priority is not to be seen. Dubois: You mean be seen again. Holmes: Again? Getting a little sloppy on us now, Dubois? Had a run-in already? Dubois: Never mind that, Holmes. Remind me again how you found yourself with a meat-hook in your shoulder? Holmes: Yes. Wasn't my fault. Bad intelligence. Remind me how you found yourself attached to an electric chair? Dubois: ... Dubois: Fair point.
#Please remember this is RDJ-adjacent (half RDJ and half canon) Holmes or else I WILL DIE OF CRINGING AT HIS DIALOGUE IN THIS.#I can't even make myself write his dialogue NOT canon-esque in the story itself. LOL—#Sorry.#'Hem.#Defaced#Incorrect Quotes from “Defaced”#Marcus Jones#RDJ Sherlock#RDJ Holmes#Sherlock Holmes#Robert Downey Jr#Guy Ritchie#Ritchieverse#Ritchie!Holmes#Ritchie Holmes#The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare#TMoUW#Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare#Gus March-Phillipps#Ian Fleming#Henry Cavill#Hero Fiennes Tiffin#I'm done tagging actors at this point man—