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[sacredbuck]

to illustrate my mood today

have some tired sad old gay dudes

and a lesbian

you know who’s designs those are, shut up

[embarrassedauthornerd]

I'm replaying Assassin's Creed Revelations and....

This hurts... why'd I think this was a good idea??

[3fling]

“Wow the Sims is so cool. I wish fruit trees were real.”

- me, today

@iam-jacks-redacted-information

[chadillacboseman]

FINALLY BEAT MW2 ON VETERAN I NO LONGER WANT TO KMS

[earl-fey]

beaujester week 2020 - Firsts

[umbral-archives]

Murdock has a tattoo right over his dick.

What is it? I have no idea but it's there.

-West

... I-

I mean- yknow- yeah?

I can see it. What it would be I have no fuckin clue but yknow-

Maybe it's another knife. Or a skull. Dick so good it'll make your soul leave your body or smth-

Murdick. Murdenis. Murdcock, even.

[hypaspace]

A lil Keldabe Kíss

[castlelastlevania]

Trevor: *hates Dracula on principle and his family legacy has been built upon taking him down.*

Me: “Trevor would call Dracula a DILF to piss off Alucard. He’d do it so much that he’d forget about it being a joke. He’d slip up and say it in the middle of battle.”