DATE & TIME: july 5th, 11:47pm
LOCATION: kitchen, the lair
STATUS: closed for @lapcpesse
he’s not quite sure what he’s doing, but he’s certain that half the council would argue that it’s his natural state regardless - to which he would respond that he does, in fact, know what he’s doing, thank you very much - but this time he supposes he’ll admit defeat.
is it a cake? pie? cookies? could it be fancy enough to be an eclair? macaroons?
fuck all. he adds another spoonful of sugar because why not. he supposes it wouldn’t kill anyone anyways.
“you know, i think i’m starting to think i’m picking up on your powers.” he says absentmindedly, stirring the batter after cracking a few eggs into the mix. “pout any longer and i think i might be able to feel your frustration as my own.”
there’s that half-smile, quirked and more jagged than friendly. it’s the best he can do.
“don’t think too hard on the clone situation - you’re one of the last few with a working brain in all this and honestly, you’re not missing out. though at least i suppose yours would be less of an asshole than mine, but still.” he tries to bite back a scowl at the thought of his double, leaves him wary instead.
“strawberries or blueberries?”