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[sandersstudies]

Activist sister: I’m concerned about American free speech being threatened.

Little brother: What do you mean? We still have free speech. I can say penis balls right now.

[jewelcoatfish]

shane and ilya looking at ottawa house listing for ilya’s move to ottawa and ilya is pointing at the houses like hm this is mid century modern i’d like wood accents in here. this looks art deco i can get sveta to outsource some paintings hm this area would be good for a navy sectional sofa i think it would look eclectic

and shane’s just fucking hiding the biggest boner of his life

plot twist: ilya was studying about architecture and interior design prior to this listing during his final year at boston because he wants to amp up his new home for him and shane. also because he knows shane will get a boner.

[bimstown]

mlem

[prongsievans]

james: wanna hear some dark humor?

regulus: yeah, i love dark humor.

james: alright.

james: *turns off the lights*

james: knock knock.

regulus: turn the damn lights back on.

[oobbbear]

Shhhh let me, let me have this

[itsjustdigit]

Memories he cant shake

Polyavid future au

[mjfass]

“So you agree? You think you're really pretty?”