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[employee1618152017]

Oh hey

[employee1618152017]

i jsut had an art idea and i wanna say it before it leaves my head

that one scene in dead boy detctives where edwin (died in 1916) is too old to know how to use a VCR and crystal (alive in 2024) is too young to know how to use a VCR and they both just stare at it helplessly

except its you and employee staring down a piece of tech that neither of you know how to use

its like looking at god going "how does this thing work" and god goes "heck if i know"

((OOC: PLS HEHWJUSGHEJAHABS I HAVE TO DRAW THAT NOW))

[employee1618152017]

I just hate the feeling i get every time i see something go wrong and you're sitting there basically laughing at me because you can effortlessly get aroun it all because i said the word "twisted" or specified this one thing or whatever, i feel like i just wasted my time and am being made fun of for it because i can't actually help

((OOC: I’m sorry, I was just playing :( it’s not so serious. You can’t just make someone’s problems go away with magic, nothing in this has ever been that easy, you must have realized by now. Moreover, if the enchantment was all powerful I wouldn’t have allowed it, because Employee being perfectly happy all the time just isn’t that fun, or in character. I apologize for not clarifying

And for the record, I’d never make fun of anyone for wanting to help Employee, I’d never call you foolish or emotional or anything, because your love for my muse is the greatest compliment I could ever receive, and your attention to him is the greatest gift you could give <3 So if you ever think I’m insulting you or making fun of you, I’m just teasing, promise))

[employee1618152017]

you can* sorry, typing quickly

((OOC: whganjbejaa I didn’t even notice the typo until you pointed it out))

[employee1618152017]

i just feel like you're doing everything i can to say "fuck you" to me and make me feel bad for even trying

((OOC: Oh, no! I’m sorry I ever made you feel like that, it’s actually super fun for me, I thank you for the enchantment! If I didn’t want to allow it, I wouldn’t have, I was just playing up my anger for comedic effect, I’m not actually mad (hence the /nm)*))

[employee1618152017]

WHY WAS THE PREV ANON SO MAD T0T

((OOC: They sent the enchantment that I’ve been loopholing the fuck out of ^_^))

[employee1618152017]

YOU'RE SO FUCKING MEAN TO MEEEEEE

NEXT TIME I'LL JUST MAKE IT NO PAIN AND SUFFERING OR SOMETHING

((OOC: You can’t have light without darkness, the only reason you want him to be happy is because you’ve seen him sad

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Otherwise my @protostar-protagonist blog would be doing better =3=))

[employee1618152017]

oh dw they have rules:

1: if you make Niko say "ow" or any other exclamation of pain you automatically loose and also have to get Niko a little treat as an apology

> [You’re about to ask what the other rules are when envy suddenly eats away at your happy emotions]

> [You don’t want to know anymore]