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nell says fuck valentines and fuck corporate bullshit .

#listen she is not a valentines person .#the concept of even attention being on her on her birthday is a no thank you .#but she will put up with that .#but no to valentines .#she thinks that expectation kills love .#like having to do something on a specific day .#nope .#no thank u .#(nell is me) .#IN SUMMER I ACHE MORE THAN ANY OTHER SEASON // headcanons

while Booker can seemingly produce new burner phones out of thin air whenever needed, he has made several attempts to get real, multi-use phones for the gang for non-job-related communication... only to find those phones thrown out, broken, cut in half, or drowned in toilets because his beloved family is about as technically versed as a bunch of baboons and can’t tell the phones apart.

he has thus adopted a habit of not only making sure the phones look visually different from the burner phones - the multi-use ones are usually smartphones - he also has the gang text him from their specific phone every other day to prove they still have it and it’s working. the texts can be random and he never knows what he’s gonna get. Nicky has a soft spot for favorite bible verses or recipes he’s found, Andy will usually just text a thumbs up emoji unless she has something to say, and Joe most likely will send cat memes. Nile is technically exempt from the rule because she knows her tech but she’ll eventually start sending him texts too. more often than not it’s the phone number of the local AA group.

#(will I ever not love the concept of book being the primary provider of that group of malfunctional idiots?).#(nope).#[ HEADCANON ] » you've made a mess of your life and you've been burned once or twice. now you play roulette with the watergun.

#xx. clint barton | it's okay everybody it's okay i'm an avenger.#(kay but is there a bigger little shit).#(than this one?).#(nope).#(also no prettier one).#(love my birb guys).#(he deserves it).

@sheildoversword hit the heart on the sc.

he stuffs the phone back into his pocket. throw-away thing, surely, but the single number saved on it has helped them out more times than both can count by now. the little spider on the INSIDE, daring to occasionally contact him while leaving the good Captain out of it. it’s safer that way, they all know it. less of a drama if it’s Clint who gets arrested, than Steve. “right, FBI thinks you’re in Wisconsin.” he grins, seemingly GLEEFUL to be merrily shoving Captain America around the globe without him having any say in any of this. it’s been weeks since he’s seen the man in person. days since they’d last talked. and the young FANBOY inside Clint will forever remain amazed at the fact that the man trusts him enough to let him have his back like that.

“y’know ” he settles opposite the Captain in the small café they’ve figured would be safe enough for a meet-up. “not meanin’ to sound too critique-y but ” he draws a CIRCLE around his mouth and chin with his thumb and index. “what’s with the hipster look?”

#sheildoversword #•-)•–––– v i retire for five minutes and everything goes to shits ( post cw )#xx. post cw | i retire for five minutes and everything goes to shits.#(will he ever not be a little shit?).#(nope).#(if this doesn't work for you dear lemme know).#(and i'll think up something else!).

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