#(or pie)

[scramjettracy]

Scott, your brother mentioned your military service and that got us wondering - beyond the fact you were in the Air Force for a relatively short period and undertook one tour of duty during the Bereznian Civil war, there is surprisingly little detail online about it.

What caused you to leave the Air Force so soon? Can you enlighten us?

No.

[chaocardboard]

Oh also you should trick or treat my inbox :3

The Loomis family, The Casket Mansion's ghosts, or PIE may answer the door ;3

[thecoldremembers]

//It was 98 degrees today. Tomorrow is going to be 98 degrees again.

I wonder if there’s room for me to move my desk into the fridge. No? Probably not.

[raendown]

Me: This fic is just going to be a few hundred words.

Me 10,000 words later: WHERE IS YOUR END?

[chrispineofficial]

yall ok i’m gonna share something abt how i spent my Entire day today and if u cant be friends with me from now on i fully understand and appreciate why. basically i’ve been internally debating literally all day long about whether or not my poor heart can handle the last 20 minutes of wonder woman again because the first 2 hours are so!!! AMAZING!!! and like i knew what was gonna happen but like....chris pine’s face shouldn’t be allowed to do that shit i hate him so much????? anyway this entire day i’m just like, inside my own head cursing myself for even caring about that stupid pie and then i realized: i loved wonder woman but i felt the ending was a little too pie-in-the-sky and now i can’t stop laughing help

[oobbbear]

HELLO HI I AM LITERALLY EATING YOUR ART RIGHT NOW YUM YUM

HE TASTE VERY GOOD CONFIRMED

(THIS ALSO HAPPENS TO BE MY FIRST TIME BAKING A PIE SO THERE WERE SOME MISHAPS💀💀💀)

!!??!?!!!?!?! oh god oh WOW!!!!! THIS LOOKS SO GOOD (and looks so yummy sorry moon but I indeed want to eat you) aaa this is perfect you even made the lil eyelashes 💗💗💓💖💕💝💞💗💓open up I’m at your front door with fork and paper plates 👁👁🍽