Title: Wicked Grace (Chapter 19) Fandom: Dragon Age II Pairing(s): m!Hawke/Fenris, Isabela/Bethany, Carver->Merrill, Aveline->Donnic Warnings: MMORPG/Modern AU, very rowdy road trips, mentions of alcohol, “gay thoughts,” chocolate covered nuts, shenanigans™ Summary:
Garrett Hawke is a simple guy. He likes simple things. Things like playing MMORPGs with his friends. Their guild, Wicked Grace, has been pretty exclusive for a while. But, when the guild becomes interested in recruiting a new member - an elven warrior named Fenris - what used to be a “fun way of passing time” becomes “Operation: Hard in Hightown” (or, as Isabela calls it, “Operation: Get Hawke Laid”). Needless to say, this operation is anything but simple.
“Garrett! Isabela keeps throwing things on me!”
“Stop complaining, Anders! It’s childish!”
“You’re the one throwing things on me!”
“Both of you need to shut up,” Aveline snaps.
“I second that,” Fenris mutters. His eyes are closed, and he’s leaning against the window.
I glare into my rearview mirror. “I agree. Shut up.”
“You’re all so uptight,” Isabela says.
“First she lights me on fire…” Anders grumbles. “Then she throws garbage on me…”
Isabela flicks another chocolate bar wrapper behind her seat. It hits Anders in the face. He screams my name again.
Fenris sighs. I sigh, too.
The car trip was fun for the first three hours. By the fourth? Chaos. Absolute chaos. I can feel a headache coming on. Read More