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[makingsenseofwhathappened]

Employee Benefits Package

❥ Health plan ❥ Dental ❥ DENIAL

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Just asking in case you were thinking about it 🫠 kk xox

[unpretty]

after being forced to pick out my outfit for the day and then praising me sufficiently for how i looked in the outfit, my spouse said, "i hope i've been doing a good job of keeping you entertained while you're ovulating or cursed or whatever"

[beyondknowingbeyondthestars]

Au where Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge have been in a secret relationship for 5 years (bear with me it literally came to me as I was going to sleep last night)

They got together because of a mission they went on, where some plant of some sort took their dna and made a baby from them. The baby is almost entirely human, though he's got some plant in him. Maybe he can grow flowers. This is Shen Yuan.

They agree to bring the baby to Liu Qingge's parents to take care of for a while, but have to stay for longer than expected because man that baby is very attatched to his parents and will scream his head off without them. This forces them to be near each other and over time they fall in love. They probably don't actually start courting for a year aftet that, so these next events happen when Shen Yuan is maybe 6.

At this point the two peak lords are very in love, but no one suspects anything because they turned their bickering and fighting into flirting.

Shen Qingqiu is the one keeping their relationship a secret, and Liu Qingge respects it, but Shen Qingqiu decides he doesn't want to have their family apart anymore and makes a half announcement at a peak lord meeting.

"This Qingqiu has been courting someone for a few years now, with the intentions of marriage soon."

Liu Qingge, wife obssessed, accidentally shouts "Finally!" before he can stop himself. They both go red.

The peak lords freak it, but both of them abscond and Liu Qingge goes right to retrieve Shen Yuan from his parents. He looks mostly like Shen Qingqiu, but he has his Liu Qingge's eyes and a signature Liu mole.

So little Shen Yuan is introduced to the peak lords by a couple of very proud fathers, their little prodigy. I like to think hes very insitant on calling Shen Qingqiu a-niang because it used to bug him but now hes accepted that he'll forever be a-niang.

So now theres a nosey little guy getting into trouble everywhere and causing immortal masters across the peak to gain grey hairs, handing Mu Qingfang rare flowers that he definetly shouldn't be able to get his hands on and attracting problems like it's going out of style

Shen Yuan definetly knew Liu Mingyan but she wouldn't have been told he was Shen Yuan, just A-Yuan or Yuan-er. This is because Shen Qingqiu knows she can't keep things to herself so he had the Liu parents keep it a secret until he was ready to reveal it.

[maenisusume]

SJS vs. VAN (11.28.25)

"F*cking bullsh*t, F*CK!" (a very valid crash out)

[imdoingattendance]

Narrative = Nico (ofc)

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

forgot the word for nepo/nepotism earlier and almost called someone an 'incest baby' 😔 #every day a challenge #live and learn

[hapalopus]

The Goblin Emperor will introduce words like "nazhmorhathveras" and "mich'othasmeire" and "revethvezvaishor'avar" and all you can do is say "okay Katherine Addison, sure thing Katherine Addison, I will add that to my vocabulary"