#(softly) don't

[demonbarberofbeepbeep]

dont think about sweeney todd taking lucy off the street and patiently and gently combing the tangles from her hair

[gandalfs-mommy-milkers]

someone: pansexuality is biphobic!!!

me, bi and pan:

[heckyeahreactiongifs]

[hellaasocial]

Arkansas: Wants to introduce archery in PE in schools

Me, has seen We Need To Talk About Kevin:

[sarasandwich]

TFW the client sends in some bad photos and you have that feeling that they're going to start asking for you to do complicated Photoshop stuff rather than just sending a new picture

[angels-heap]

Gordon is alyx's gay best friend because he's GAY and in love with barney

[mspaintbirdies]

Galápagos Blue-footed Booby

[pupil-of-law]

PROD + ‘do that one more time and i’ll…’ - warrioroflondonbelow (have some richard TRYING his best to be intimidating)

@warrioroflondonbelow (x)

Sebastian glanced down in a state of utter perplexity at the place where the boy’s finger had jabbed into his freshly ironed shirt. He frowned, and looked back up at him, incredulous. ‘What on earth do you think you’re doing? Do you know how much this costs?’ Clearly, this refugee had not lived near Savile Row. ‘Are you threatening me?’ This encounter was simply becoming more absurd by the minute. ‘Do you even know how to challenge someone properly? You need a glove, or to hit me in the face. A white one.'