text to rob <3
PORTER: dude i can't believe you won';t rush
PORTER: i'm the president i can force them to accept you
PORTER: we could be true brothers, bonded for life
PORTER: come oooon

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text to rob <3
PORTER: dude i can't believe you won';t rush
PORTER: i'm the president i can force them to accept you
PORTER: we could be true brothers, bonded for life
PORTER: come oooon
text to ( iron maiden?? )
porter: dude
porter: that guy wasn't even attractive
porter: he looked like someone hit him with a frying pan
porter: are you going to actually call him?
text to ( sasha )
porter: so on a scale of one to ten, how much do you want to blow me?
porter: papa could use some relaxing.
text to ( #1 snow bunny )
porter: maiden
porter: my number one snow bunny
porter: light of my life
porter: why the fuck were you not at my game?
text to ( bro-den )
porter: dude
porter: why weren't you at the party last night
porter: your friends said you were 'busy'
porter: there is no way you were at a shoot at 9 at night
porter: wtf bro who is more important than booze and maybe blowing me after
text to ( #1 snow bunny )
porter: dude
porter: where are you
porter: i get a few days off and you are at shoots or sleeping
porter: in MY bed
porter: you might as well move in.
text to ( #1 snow bunny )
porter: laying in my hotel room wondering why you couldn't come
porter: well actually im out at a bar
porter: but im still sad you aren't here
porter: can barely enjoy the body shots if it's not your stomach.
text to ( too good for you )
porter: hey
porter: are we still not talking?
porter: did you get the flowers i sent at least
porter: bruce misses you